Squirrel Quotes: top 95 famous quotes about Squirrel

Squirrel Quotes & Sayings

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I prayed maybe he hadn't seen me after all, that maybe he'd taken off after a sinner or a squirrel, instead. — Jennifer Niven

No one knew about the squirrel's skull beneath her bed, but no one wanted to know. — Ian McEwan

Show Dr. Princi your teeth. That's right, let's see 'em all. Christ, Sparks, is that your tongue or are you swallowing a squirrel? Keep moving - — Thomas Harris

The only person who suffers, when you squirrel alway all that hate, is you. — Jodi Picoult

And so when the scar wraith approached him, he took a diagonal step backward putting himself behind Squirrel like a king retreating behind a pawn. — Neal Shusterman

This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
-Ty Henderson — Madeleine Urban

Art is one of the few places where talent and madness can actually go to squirrel away inside each other. — Pat Conroy

Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that squirrel! — Christopher Moore

Jamie sings like a squirrel. — Kimberly Brubaker Bradley

I won't always be the odd ones going round and round in our owe little squirrel cage! — Corinne Willis

He strode toward the bathroom door, but Vera launched herself at him like a flying squirrel coasting to another tree. — T.S. Joyce

Never did he fail to respond savagely to the chatter of the squirrel he had first met on the blasted pine. — Jack London

There's no Killer Ken in the toy stores, and certainly no Fuck Her in the Ass Ken, so I've got a leg up on Barbie's little squirrel monkey. — Aven Jayce

Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel. — PLO Lumumba

She's as nutty as squirrel poo. — J.K. Rowling

Magnus's eyes gleamed. He seems to like you. I saw him going for your hand out there like a squirrel diving for a peanut. — Cassandra Clare

I know my name's Squirrelpaw, but I never thought I'd wish that I WAS a squirrel! — Erin Hunter

Look at you," I teased, walking over to her. "Fearlessly vanquishing Cashew the Deranged Squirrel. — Richelle Mead

We do not thieve the peckers of men who've spurned us and squirrel them away in glass jars. — Camille DeAngelis

The giants called us woh dak nag gran, the squirrel people, — George R R Martin

Also, I'm not sure, but I bet squirrel tossing is not an allowable sport in Heaven. — Vicki Graybosch

I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then. Anthony — KB Jacobs

I'm flying!
Of course, I'm not flying so much as coasting over the treetops like a hang glider or a freakishly large flying squirrel. — Cynthia Hand

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket. — Anthony Jeselnik

I wish I had flaps of extra skin connecting my arms & legs like a Flying Squirrel & then spend my days at the park jumping from tree to tree — Josh Stern

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit! — Sarah Jessica Parker

I love you like a squirrel loves his nuts. - Brody Madden — Kate McCarthy

My mind is wandering like a squirrel on Red Bull. — Helena Hunting

Don't make a feller wait too long. A feller waiting on a gal can get ornery'er than a huntin' dog that's tree'd it's squirrel. — Colleen Houck

his thoughts revolving silently in this squirrel-cage of mystification. — Dorothy L. Sayers

He was a squirrel. Could he be a superhero, too? — Kate DiCamillo

Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It's intricate. — Ken Kesey

Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day. — Brian Spellman

My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat. — Beth Ditto

To a drone I'd have a tiny heat signature, like a squirrel or something. A secretly very, very deadly squirrel. — Brandon Sanderson

How comedic are squirrels? We don't have squirrels in Australia. The first time I saw a squirrel was at a meeting at Disney. — Liam Hemsworth

The squirrel, jumping from limb to limb, trust his nature like no human ever could. — Garry Fitchett

In the summer we lay up a stock of experiences for the winter, as the squirrel of nuts?something for conversation in winter evenings. — Henry David Thoreau

A SUPERHERO SQUIRREL RESTED AT HER FEET, AND SO SHE WAS NOT LONELY AT ALL emblazoned — Kate DiCamillo

I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead. — Emo Philips

You can't keep a squirrel on the ground. — Mary Lasswell

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. I love making the dumplings. I think I just like to roll out dough. — Kay Robertson

To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it. — Demetri Martin

I want you to use your misplaced acorn for a brain before the squirrel comes looking for it again. — Scott Lynch

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. — George W. Bush

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel. — Jerry Coleman

If you were given the chance to be reborn after your death, buy you could only come back as a squirrel, would you complain? — Peter James West

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me. — Si Robertson

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. — Dylan Moran

Sex with a squirrel who had exciting breasts beneath her little-kid pajamas was not without its appeal, — Jonathan Franzen

Squirrel! I've told you not to share your cheek nuts with humans. They don't appreciate it as much as other squirrels! — Trevor H. Cooley

I was bent on love the way a crow is bent on a flattened squirrel. — Rick Moody

If I'm an andy," Phil Resch said, "and you kill me, you can have my squirrel. Here; I'll write it out, willing it to you. — Philip K. Dick

There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel. — Kevin Hearne

Even summarized, it sounded nuttier than a squirrel turd at a peanut festival. — Laura Kaye

The squirrel has not yet found the acorn that will grow into the oak that will be cut to form the cradle of the babe that will grow to slay me. — Neil Gaiman

Your ancient enemy is basically just a really, really big squirrel — Sebastien De Castell

Next time he summons me like a half-asred squirrel demon," I said,"I'll tell him so! — Rainbow Rowell

I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain. — Jessica Biel

Squirrel brains make you smart. — Kay Robertson

Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble. — Zadie Smith

long squirrel guns — Margaret Mitchell

Dad's romances could last anywhere between a platypus egg incubation (19-21 days) and a squirrel pregnancy (24-45 days). — Marisha Pessl

You crawled inside my
ribs to die.

Giant becomes squirrel
becomes a dirt-wet girl

feverishly alive. — Virginia Petrucci

Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit. — Michael Thomas Ford

As her mother always said, even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then. — Isabel Jordan

Why waste your final hours racing about your cage denying you're a squirrel? — Ray Bradbury

A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions ... and comparisons. — Demetri Martin

Wait... maybe the question isn't "How do I beat him?" Maybe the question in "Dude, why are we even fighting in the first place? — Ryan North

They might as well have been trying to fit a squirrel through the eye of a needle. — Embee

I've changed my mind. I don't want to be a squirrel any more. I'd rather be a bird! — Erin Hunter

We were of thirteen minds, like a tree, in which there is one Red-tail and eleven squirrel parts. — Cameron Conaway

that's as nutty as squirrel turds — P.C. Cast

The squirrel hoards nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness or disgrace. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

And no offense, but it does smell like a squirrel crawled up your ass and died there. — James S.A. Corey

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. — Millicent Fenwick

The man who could not be discourteous to a ground-squirrel had sat in the courthouse abetting the cause of grubby-minded little men. — Harper Lee

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. — P.C. Cast

These days. Most of us have the attention span of a meth-addicted squirrel. — Kristen Lamb

It's all very Super Secret Squirrel. — Qwen Salsbury

He filled a bowl with cereal that looked like twigs a squirrel had pooped out. — David Baldacci

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, It's the Squirrel, you don't ask questions. — Rick Riordan

I believe today that there is no film and no shot in a film that is worth a squirrel getting a sprained ankle. — William Friedkin

You have the survival instincts of a suicidal squirrel — Marguerite Labbe

You cn't be suspicious of a tree, accuse a bird or squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet — Hal Borland

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood. — Bob Saget

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes. — Susan Mallery

Is he all right?" Jane asked.
"Oh, sure, probably losing a fight against a squirrel," Angus said.
"Or his shadow ... — Michelle M. Pillow

We are not to mimic witches spicing their caldrons with a little eye of newt and tail of squirrel when we add Jesus' name to our prayers. — Bryan Chapell

Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel? — Rick Riordan

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. — Henry David Thoreau

I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day. — Emily Procter

The first pleasant days of spring come out like a squirrel and go in again. — Henry David Thoreau

She were forced to describe it, she would say that it tasted exactly like squirrel: fuzzy, damp, slightly nutty. Have you lost your — Kate DiCamillo

If we could hear the squirrel's heartbeat, the sound of the grass growing, we should die of that roar. — George Eliot