Squirrel Quotes
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Squirrel Quotes & Sayings
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I prayed maybe he hadn't seen me after all, that maybe he'd taken off after a sinner or a squirrel, instead.
— Jennifer Niven
Show Dr. Princi your teeth. That's right, let's see 'em all. Christ, Sparks, is that your tongue or are you swallowing a squirrel? Keep moving -
— Thomas Harris
And so when the scar wraith approached him, he took a diagonal step backward putting himself behind Squirrel like a king retreating behind a pawn.
— Neal Shusterman
This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.-Ty Henderson — Madeleine Urban
Art is one of the few places where talent and madness can actually go to squirrel away inside each other.
— Pat Conroy
Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that squirrel!
— Christopher Moore
Jamie sings like a squirrel.
— Kimberly Brubaker Bradley
I won't always be the odd ones going round and round in our owe little squirrel cage!
— Corinne Willis
He strode toward the bathroom door, but Vera launched herself at him like a flying squirrel coasting to another tree.
— T.S. Joyce
Never did he fail to respond savagely to the chatter of the squirrel he had first met on the blasted pine.
— Jack London
Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel.
— PLO Lumumba
She's as nutty as squirrel poo.
— J.K. Rowling
Magnus's eyes gleamed. He seems to like you. I saw him going for your hand out there like a squirrel diving for a peanut.
— Cassandra Clare
Look at you," I teased, walking over to her. "Fearlessly vanquishing Cashew the Deranged Squirrel.
— Richelle Mead
We do not thieve the peckers of men who've spurned us and squirrel them away in glass jars.
— Camille DeAngelis
The giants called us woh dak nag gran, the squirrel people,
— George R R Martin
Also, I'm not sure, but I bet squirrel tossing is not an allowable sport in Heaven.
— Vicki Graybosch
I'm flying!Of course, I'm not flying so much as coasting over the treetops like a hang glider or a freakishly large flying squirrel. — Cynthia Hand
I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.
— Anthony Jeselnik
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
— Sarah Jessica Parker
I love you like a squirrel loves his nuts. - Brody Madden
— Kate McCarthy
My mind is wandering like a squirrel on Red Bull.
— Helena Hunting
Don't make a feller wait too long. A feller waiting on a gal can get ornery'er than a huntin' dog that's tree'd it's squirrel.
— Colleen Houck
his thoughts revolving silently in this squirrel-cage of mystification.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
He was a squirrel. Could he be a superhero, too?
— Kate DiCamillo
Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.
— Brian Spellman
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat.
— Beth Ditto
To a drone I'd have a tiny heat signature, like a squirrel or something. A secretly very, very deadly squirrel.
— Brandon Sanderson
How comedic are squirrels? We don't have squirrels in Australia. The first time I saw a squirrel was at a meeting at Disney.
— Liam Hemsworth
The squirrel, jumping from limb to limb, trust his nature like no human ever could.
— Garry Fitchett
In the summer we lay up a stock of experiences for the winter, as the squirrel of nuts?something for conversation in winter evenings.
— Henry David Thoreau
A SUPERHERO SQUIRREL RESTED AT HER FEET, AND SO SHE WAS NOT LONELY AT ALL emblazoned
— Kate DiCamillo
I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead.
— Emo Philips
You can't keep a squirrel on the ground.
— Mary Lasswell
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.
— Demetri Martin
I want you to use your misplaced acorn for a brain before the squirrel comes looking for it again.
— Scott Lynch
There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.
— George W. Bush
If you were given the chance to be reborn after your death, buy you could only come back as a squirrel, would you complain?
— Peter James West
You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
— Si Robertson
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.
— Dylan Moran
Sex with a squirrel who had exciting breasts beneath her little-kid pajamas was not without its appeal,
— Jonathan Franzen
Squirrel! I've told you not to share your cheek nuts with humans. They don't appreciate it as much as other squirrels!
— Trevor H. Cooley
If I'm an andy," Phil Resch said, "and you kill me, you can have my squirrel. Here; I'll write it out, willing it to you.
— Philip K. Dick
There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.
— Kevin Hearne
Your ancient enemy is basically just a really, really big squirrel
— Sebastien De Castell
Next time he summons me like a half-asred squirrel demon," I said,"I'll tell him so!
— Rainbow Rowell
I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain.
— Jessica Biel
Squirrel brains make you smart.
— Kay Robertson
Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble.
— Zadie Smith
long squirrel guns
— Margaret Mitchell
Dad's romances could last anywhere between a platypus egg incubation (19-21 days) and a squirrel pregnancy (24-45 days).
— Marisha Pessl
You crawled inside myribs to die.
Giant becomes squirrel
becomes a dirt-wet girl
feverishly alive. — Virginia Petrucci
Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit.
— Michael Thomas Ford
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions ... and comparisons.
— Demetri Martin
We were of thirteen minds, like a tree, in which there is one Red-tail and eleven squirrel parts.
— Cameron Conaway
that's as nutty as squirrel turds
— P.C. Cast
The squirrel hoards nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness or disgrace.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
And no offense, but it does smell like a squirrel crawled up your ass and died there.
— James S.A. Corey
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
— Millicent Fenwick
Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.
— P.C. Cast
It's all very Super Secret Squirrel.
— Qwen Salsbury
I believe today that there is no film and no shot in a film that is worth a squirrel getting a sprained ankle.
— William Friedkin
You have the survival instincts of a suicidal squirrel
— Marguerite Labbe
You cn't be suspicious of a tree, accuse a bird or squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet
— Hal Borland
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes.
— Susan Mallery
Is he all right?" Jane asked."Oh, sure, probably losing a fight against a squirrel," Angus said.
"Or his shadow ... — Michelle M. Pillow
We are not to mimic witches spicing their caldrons with a little eye of newt and tail of squirrel when we add Jesus' name to our prayers.
— Bryan Chapell
Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel?
— Rick Riordan
The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.
— Henry David Thoreau
I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.
— Emily Procter
The first pleasant days of spring come out like a squirrel and go in again.
— Henry David Thoreau
