Sports Funny Quotes
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Sports Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot!
— Mitch Hedberg
He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces
— Ron Atkinson
I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
— Ron Atkinson
someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rantsand her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy
His eyes are a hazy swirl ofgray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all the others are games.
— Ernest Hemingway,
It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all.
— Joel Parkinson
I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it
— Elle Kennedy
The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!
— Kevin Keegan
As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
— Garry Maddox
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
— Winston Bennett
When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.
— Max McGee
Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport
— Duffy Daugherty
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.
— George Brett
I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.
— Daniel Tosh
I only like sports that Bond villains played.
— Craig Ferguson
If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports.
— Ed Rendell
Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.
— Craig Ferguson
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
— John Cleese
I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious.
— Charles Shackleford
Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport.
— Henry David Thoreau
I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now.
— Tim Sylvia
