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Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless. — Allen Klein
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. — Laurence J. Peter
A person who is knowingly bent on bad behavior, gets upset when better
behavior is expected of them. — Jane Austen
Everything has an end, if only you live long enough to see it. — H. Rider Haggard
Characters are not created by writers. They pre-exist and have to be found. — Elizabeth Bowen
Biology can be said to define possibilities but not determine them; it is never irrelevant but it is also not determinant. — Cordelia Fine
If you live for the next world, you get this one in the deal; but if you live only for this world, you lose them both. — C.S. Lewis
It's weird, because usually if you're British and you go to America you play baddies; but I play naughty people here and goodies in America. — Paul Bettany
She questioned my sexual preference in a highly offensive way, so my fist questioned the proximity of her face in an even more offensive way. — Kelly Oram
And as a single leaf turns not yellow but with the silent knowledge of the whole tree. — Kahlil Gibran
Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'. — Mick Miller
Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. — Robert A. Heinlein
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. — Mitch Hedberg
There is something infinitely dingy about the word workshop. Pray that England doesn't become a nation of workshopkeepers. — Jilly Cooper
I disagree with people who think you learn more from getting beat up than you do from winning. — Tom Cruise

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