Spellman Quotes
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Eighty percent of showing up for life is ninety percent exaggerated.
— Brian Spellman
All of my cartoons are better than each other.
— Brian Spellman
We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.
— Brian Spellman
I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.
— Brian Spellman
Never leave to be on time to be on time.
— Brian Spellman
When to others it's not lying. It's privacy.
— Brian Spellman
I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.
— Brian Spellman
When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to say No, so you can understand the other fellow's side.
— Francis Spellman
Nice days are more unsafe. There are more of them.
— Brian Spellman
If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.
— Brian Spellman
A broken shoelace can strangle me.
— Brian Spellman
Most leave to be on time, thus always late.
— Brian Spellman
They're good but not all as good as each other.
— Brian Spellman
Too many crooks spoil the Roth.
— Brian Spellman
Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.
— Brian Spellman
I never read Civil Disobedience. They did assign it.
— Brian Spellman
Never speak ill of the dead, insult his kin instead.
— Brian Spellman
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would.
— Brian Spellman
There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.
— Brian Spellman
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— Rod Spellman
Where have you been all of your life?
— Brian Spellman
Build the prisons and they will commit the crimes.
— Brian Spellman
I forgot what I was going to think.
— Brian Spellman
As one mouth closes, another always opens.
— Brian Spellman
Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.
— Brian Spellman
It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.
— Brian Spellman
When the only rule is there are no rules becomes literal, we'll all become illiterate and unable to offend one another at all.
— Brian Spellman
We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, will perform the unbelievable for the ungrateful
— Cathy Cash Spellman
Post contends that a well-appointed household includes eighteen articles of silverware. That is, of course, bullshit.
— Isabel Spellman
Fear of curiosity kills the cat ... slowly.
— Brian Spellman
Wait now or wait, wait later.
— Brian Spellman
To Americans, either/or means both.
— Brian Spellman
The pill for Insurance Deficit Disorder - aspirin.
— Brian Spellman
Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.
— Brian Spellman
The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room.
— Brian Spellman
Life is short unless agony is long.
— Brian Spellman
Absence makes the mind go yonder.
— Brian Spellman
Honesty is the best insurance policy.
— Brian Spellman
Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.
— Brian Spellman
Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.
— Brian Spellman
Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.
— Brian Spellman
The late bird gets the fish that got the worm.
— Brian Spellman
I chase my dreams through nightmares.
— Brian Spellman
My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.
— Brian Spellman
I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.
— Brian Spellman
I've been coerced into free will.
— Brian Spellman
The first casualty of war is casual wear.
— Brian Spellman
If the mind fits, shrink it.
— Brian Spellman
Suicide solves midlife crises.
— Brian Spellman
Psychiatrists urge me to take my tranquilizers. When I don't they become agitated. I take their pills to calm them down.
— Brian Spellman
That's art. Nothing is for everybody.
— Brian Spellman
War makes persons special, peoples cheap.
— Brian Spellman
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
— Francis Spellman
Again, your name? I was psychoanalyzing your face.
— Brian Spellman
Paradoxes only stump sane people. Nuts have irrational on our side.
— Brian Spellman
A CEO is known by the company he reaps.
— Brian Spellman
Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.
— Brian Spellman
They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?
— Brian Spellman
I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.
— Brian Spellman
My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.
— Brian Spellman
My body has never been to Europe. My mind has never left it.
— Brian Spellman
Kindness knows no kind.
— Brian Spellman
I awoke to a daymare. Life.
— Brian Spellman
First, let me finish. Then interrupt.
— Brian Spellman
I'm all groan up in America.
— Brian Spellman
Allow me to contradict my clarifications and in no time we'll get to the bottom of nothing.
— Brian Spellman
People always switched on turn me off.
— Brian Spellman
Always go with your first impetuosity.
— Brian Spellman
Nostalgia was never what it used to be.
— Brian Spellman
I dreamed of being special then awoke to be unique.
— Brian Spellman
I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.
— Brian Spellman
All surgery and no makeup make Jack a dull girl.
— Brian Spellman
You know what they say. They?
— Brian Spellman
Swallowed my pride and shit lions.
— Brian Spellman
A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep.
— Brian Spellman
I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.
— Brian Spellman
Dreams don't come true, they are true.
— Brian Spellman
If at first you don't concede, try, try a gun.
— Brian Spellman
If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?
— Brian Spellman
The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.
— Brian Spellman
Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.
— Brian Spellman
Honest I'm a liar. Believe me?
— Brian Spellman
You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants.
— Brian Spellman
Every swamp has a silted lining.
— Brian Spellman
The early worm gets bird shit.
— Brian Spellman
The shot glass is half drunk.
— Brian Spellman