Spank Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Spank

Spank Quotes & Sayings

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Well, spank my arse and call me Morgana. — Bex-chan

Spank me pull my hair bite me — Sylvia Day

I don't know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living shit out of you. — E.L. James

I want to spank you, but also want to know you want it. I need to hear it sweetheart, tell me you deserve it ... — Felicity Brandon

Did you wake him?"
"If I say yes, will you spank me?"
Syn rolled his eyes. "You're horrible, Mari. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I will tease you, bite you, and spank you. — Lisa Renee Jones

I would certainly spank my mom. — Jose Medina

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty. — Craig Ferguson

To spank or not to spank isn't the question the question is whether whether we are teaching a quality we want our kids to have as adults? — Bill Crawford

The New Right: kiss the bankers and spank the babies. — Mason Cooley

It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair. — Diana Wynne Jones

You aren't evil."
"Dutch. Do you want to get hit again?"
"Are you threatening to spank me?" I teased. — Darynda Jones

It's not babysitting," Adne protested. "I haven't had to spank you once, which is a shame. — Andrea Cremer

My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank. — Sean Covey

I will carry you kicking and screaming like a child then spank you. We can do this my way or yours. — J.L. Sheppard

I am going to take you to the boathouse and finally spank you in there if you dont snap out of this mood — E.L. James

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us — Francesco Totti

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day ... to whip our ass. — Jeff Foxworthy

And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior? — Marquis De Sade

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.' — Dana Carvey

Gilda: How severe is the corporal punishment here?
Mrs. McCracken: Honey, nobody's going to spank you here. Don't worry. — Jennifer Allison

From fifty shades "This will be guick and for me Not you Don't come or I will Spank you — E.L. James

I have two kids, and I don't have to spank my kids. — Sean Hannity

Spank me father for I have sinned. — L.B. Shaw

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you. — Dov Davidoff

Spank me, whip me, let me come back home. Break out the leather, baby. — Ray Parker Jr.

Quit looking at me like that or I swear I'm going to spank that pretty little mouth of yours with my lips," said Jack in a tone only Kate could hear. — Cary West

These hands elate my life, choke me, broil my bosom, spank me, give fire to my words, my words, mother, my heart beats in my words. — Laura Gentile

You are yoked with a lamb,
That carries anger as the flint bears fire;
Who, much enforced, shows a hasty spank,
And straight is cold again. — William Shakespeare

Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face. — Dolly Parton

saw his eyes scan my body from — Penelope Spank

I've got a mind to turn you over my knee and spank the spoiled hell out of you — Larissa Ione

Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off. — A.P. Jensen

Oh, I don't know if I'd kick your ass. You're not that bad." She laughed. "I'd spank you real good, though." - Kate — Rachel Gibson