Spaghetti Quotes: top 88 famous quotes about Spaghetti

Spaghetti Quotes & Sayings

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Spaghetti is love. — Mario Batali

What's the difference between a J.A.P and spaghetti? Spaghetti moves when you eat it. — Bret Easton Ellis

Life is like a bowl of spaghetti.
Every once in a while, you get a meatball. — Sharon Creech

We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. — Richard Dawkins

I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast ... but it's in moderation now. — Shane Warne

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. — Yotam Ottolenghi

I was trying to do like a Spaghetti Western but using World War II iconography. — Quentin Tarantino

Object-oriented programming offers a sustainable way to write spaghetti code. It lets you accrete programs as a series of patches. — Paul Graham

I kept pushing the old noga through the floorboards near, and the Durango 95 ate up the road like spaghetti. — Anthony Burgess

Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up — Jet Mykles

I like spaghetti because you don't have to take your eyes off the book to pick about among it, it's all the same. — Philip Larkin

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win - or just not be so sad! — Kara Walker

The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre. — Henry Miller

We're talking about... a lot... of spaghetti, here. — Michael Makai

But while you can always write 'spaghetti code' in a procedural language, object-oriented languages used poorly can add meatballs to your spaghetti. — Andrew Hunt

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this. — Thomas J. Grasso

You don't have a man, you need spaghetti. — Oprah Winfrey

..I'm not, like you. I'm straight."
"So is spaghetti until it gets hot. — Nicola Haken

You need to stop this, Jake. It's not going to happen. I'm not... like you. I'm straight." "So is spaghetti until it gets hot," he whispered — Nicola Haken

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization! — Benito Mussolini

Hollywood cools, and when it cools you have to go to where the work is. I ran off to Italy to do spaghetti westerns. — Tab Hunter

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. — Quentin Tarantino

On hitting a shaken opponent - His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce. — Vinny Paz

Reclined legs don't get fed, they get limp like boiled spaghetti. Walk it out! — T.F. Hodge

People may not know this about me, but I've always loved cooking. My favorite thing to cook is my mom's spicy spaghetti. — Becky G

I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce ... I thought he was missing. — Bob Saget

It's fascinating to travel around Italy and realize just how many different ways they make spaghetti. — Mario Batali

I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them. — Mitch Hedberg

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. — Simon Cowell

It is a very great mistake to suppose, as a few English cooks still do, that spaghetti and macaroni should be soaked in water before cooking. — Elizabeth David

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. — Todd English

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movie. — Quentin Tarantino

Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame. — Eleanor Bergstein

It is a sad but very real truth that there is no future for relationships where spaghetti and chocolate milk does not play a major role. — Chuck Tingle

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. — Sophia Loren

The Irish loved their cabbage. The Germans pickled their cabbage and the Italians made spaghetti sauce and listed to the opera. — Hank Bracker

That night he ate so much spaghetti, Mom said he was in danger of turning into a big noodle, which made him laugh so hard, he fell out of his chair. — Thea Harrison

Italians love sun, sin, and spaghetti. — Lady Randolph Churchill

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. — Rachael Ray

Spaghetti Westerns are really brutal and operatic with a surreal quality to the violence. — Quentin Tarantino

I don't want spaghetti. I want to know what a Magnus Bane is. — Cassandra Clare

Heavens are filled with rarefied, luminous spaghetti. — Kurt Vonnegut

The doctor simply refused to take pity. And added: when you don't know what to eat make a nice Italian spaghetti. — Clarice Lispector

When you really want to show some love, keep the flowers and say it with spaghetti. — Rachael Ray

Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes. — Tom Robbins

I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine. — Brian Clough

In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans. — Martin Yan

MYTH 280. | Spaghetti originated in Italy. Spaghetti originated in China. Magellan tasted it on his travels in Asian and brought — John Brown

I love spaghetti and meatballs ... I eat a lot. — Susan Lucci

Perhaps long spaghetti is the kind of thing that ought to be eaten quite alone with nobody to watch one's struggles. Surely — Barbara Pym

There is no perfect spaghetti sauce. There are perfect spaghetti sauces. — Howard Moskowitz

Are you okay? You seem ... soggy."
"Soggy?"
"Yes." Heather nodded. "Like you're a depressed spaghetti noodle or something. — Chelsea Fine

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. — Sophia Loren

When you can hear someone giving head but can't see them, it sounds terribly like a child eating spaghetti. — Tom Cardamone

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it. — Bill Mauldin

Ready...set-y...spaghetti! — Dan Wells

[M]an is not an island, he is more like a spaghetti junction. — Elizabeth Cooke

We rode in silence. Outkast's Spaghetti Junction played in the background as we hit I-85, southbound toward town. Jessica — Mitty Walters

You say the sweetest things. And that spaghetti perfume you're wearing is to die for. No hobo could resist.
She snarled. Heh. — Ilona Andrews

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. — Stefano Gabbana

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing. — Haruki Murakami

If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti. — David Allen

In other countries, art and literature are left to a lot of shabby bums living in attics and feeding on booze and spaghetti. — James Thurber

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

In a fire, the metal can plasticize - lose its stiffness and bend like spaghetti. This was why the World Trade Center buildings collapsed, — Atul Gawande

If a man moves to the forest, and his wife isn't there to share his spaghetti-os, are they still married? — Roxanne Snopek

(On period costume posture coaching
We all stand about like parboiled spaghetti being straightened out. — Emma Thompson

In the room, the cats eat mad spaghetti
Talking of Lawrence Ferlinghetti.
--from "The Dream Song of J. Alfred Kerowack. — Richard Farina

There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti. — Jackie Stewart

I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers ... NOPE ... we got spaghetti! — Mitch Hedberg

Spaghetti is no food for fighters, — Filippo Tommaso Marinetti

My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce? — Jarod Kintz

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. — Jim Davis

I like thick or middle (spaghetti). Thin for me is always overcooked by the time I'm eating it. — Mario Batali

Man, who don't like spaghetti? — Rodney Dangerfield

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. — George S. Patton

American slavery was not a Sergio Leone Spaghetti Western. It was a holocaust. My ancestors are slaves. Stolen from Africa. I will honor them. — Spike Lee

How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh. — H.L. Mencken

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. — Kelly E. Lindner

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. — C.B. Cook

I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool. — Mel Brooks

When faced with something I fear, I tend to eat spaghetti. — Mark Helprin

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be ... Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. — Rachael Ray

At the same time, Italian sausage, breadsticks, antipasto, and spaghetti vied for air supremacy. — Joanne Fluke

Beth from accounting
is just sitting in her car
eating spaghetti. — Ryan Mecum

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. — Christopher Morley

I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best: it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy. — Bill Rancic

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. — Amanda Peet