Spaghetti Quotes
Collection of top 88 famous quotes about Spaghetti
Spaghetti Quotes & Sayings
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Spaghetti is love.
— Mario Batali
What's the difference between a J.A.P and spaghetti? Spaghetti moves when you eat it.
— Bret Easton Ellis
We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
— Richard Dawkins
I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast ... but it's in moderation now.
— Shane Warne
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online.
— Yotam Ottolenghi
I was trying to do like a Spaghetti Western but using World War II iconography.
— Quentin Tarantino
I kept pushing the old noga through the floorboards near, and the Durango 95 ate up the road like spaghetti.
— Anthony Burgess
Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up
— Jet Mykles
I like spaghetti because you don't have to take your eyes off the book to pick about among it, it's all the same.
— Philip Larkin
We're talking about... a lot... of spaghetti, here.
— Michael Makai
You don't have a man, you need spaghetti.
— Oprah Winfrey
A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization!
— Benito Mussolini
Hollywood cools, and when it cools you have to go to where the work is. I ran off to Italy to do spaghetti westerns.
— Tab Hunter
Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns.
— Quentin Tarantino
On hitting a shaken opponent - His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce.
— Vinny Paz
It's fascinating to travel around Italy and realize just how many different ways they make spaghetti.
— Mario Batali
I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.
— Mitch Hedberg
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
— Simon Cowell
It is a very great mistake to suppose, as a few English cooks still do, that spaghetti and macaroni should be soaked in water before cooking.
— Elizabeth David
My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast.
— Todd English
I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movie.
— Quentin Tarantino
Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.
— Eleanor Bergstein
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
— Sophia Loren
The Irish loved their cabbage. The Germans pickled their cabbage and the Italians made spaghetti sauce and listed to the opera.
— Hank Bracker
Italians love sun, sin, and spaghetti.
— Lady Randolph Churchill
I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long.
— Rachael Ray
Spaghetti Westerns are really brutal and operatic with a surreal quality to the violence.
— Quentin Tarantino
I don't want spaghetti. I want to know what a Magnus Bane is.
— Cassandra Clare
Heavens are filled with rarefied, luminous spaghetti.
— Kurt Vonnegut
The doctor simply refused to take pity. And added: when you don't know what to eat make a nice Italian spaghetti.
— Clarice Lispector
Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes.
— Tom Robbins
I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine.
— Brian Clough
I love spaghetti and meatballs ... I eat a lot.
— Susan Lucci
Perhaps long spaghetti is the kind of thing that ought to be eaten quite alone with nobody to watch one's struggles. Surely
— Barbara Pym
There is no perfect spaghetti sauce. There are perfect spaghetti sauces.
— Howard Moskowitz
Are you okay? You seem ... soggy.""Soggy?"
"Yes." Heather nodded. "Like you're a depressed spaghetti noodle or something. — Chelsea Fine
When you can hear someone giving head but can't see them, it sounds terribly like a child eating spaghetti.
— Tom Cardamone
Ready...set-y...spaghetti!
— Dan Wells
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[M]an is not an island, he is more like a spaghetti junction.
— Elizabeth Cooke
We rode in silence. Outkast's Spaghetti Junction played in the background as we hit I-85, southbound toward town. Jessica
— Mitty Walters
You say the sweetest things. And that spaghetti perfume you're wearing is to die for. No hobo could resist.She snarled. Heh. — Ilona Andrews
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.
— Stefano Gabbana
Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing.
— Haruki Murakami
In other countries, art and literature are left to a lot of shabby bums living in attics and feeding on booze and spaghetti.
— James Thurber
If a man moves to the forest, and his wife isn't there to share his spaghetti-os, are they still married?
— Roxanne Snopek
(On period costume posture coachingWe all stand about like parboiled spaghetti being straightened out. — Emma Thompson
In the room, the cats eat mad spaghettiTalking of Lawrence Ferlinghetti.
--from "The Dream Song of J. Alfred Kerowack. — Richard Farina
There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti.
— Jackie Stewart
I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers ... NOPE ... we got spaghetti!
— Mitch Hedberg
Spaghetti is no food for fighters,
— Filippo Tommaso Marinetti
My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?
— Jarod Kintz
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
— Jim Davis
I like thick or middle (spaghetti). Thin for me is always overcooked by the time I'm eating it.
— Mario Batali
Man, who don't like spaghetti?
— Rodney Dangerfield
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end.
— George S. Patton
How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh.
— H.L. Mencken
Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks.
— Kelly E. Lindner
On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger.
— C.B. Cook
I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool.
— Mel Brooks
When faced with something I fear, I tend to eat spaghetti.
— Mark Helprin
I do know what my first meal in the next world would be ... Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything.
— Rachael Ray
At the same time, Italian sausage, breadsticks, antipasto, and spaghetti vied for air supremacy.
— Joanne Fluke
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
— Christopher Morley
