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Soul Funny Quotes & Sayings

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As soon as your brain starts telling you that you can't have a tree that is blue then you stop being able to paint trees. — Semir Zeki

Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three ... and so on.
Nesta — Cathy Hopkins

The humble Cumulus humilis - never hurt a soul. — Gavin Pretor-Pinney

People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ... — Jeannette Walls

She'd realize Steve was her soul mate and that she would never love anyone as much as she loved him. — Meg Cabot

Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. — Jillian Dodd

So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie. — James Patterson

He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul. — Sabrina Fedel

Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul. — William Archibald Spooner

The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole... — Emma Trevayne

My melon soul
Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy — David Wong

Some little idiot is bound to press the ignite button just to see what happens. — Nick Bostrom

[On the start of her career as a milliner:] When I was six I made my mother a little hat
out of her new blouse. — Lilly Dache

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan

Tell me. Tell me why you think you're leaving me again. Because you're not, you know. You're not leaving without me — Liz Reinhardt

I think if people read more, that is a better world. — Jeff Bezos

Analysis is soul of thought and ghost of wit. — Raheel Farooq

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99. — Ryan Lilly

The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever. — Russell M. Nelson

If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. — Jim Steinman

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. — Betty White

You could ask any position player and they'll tell you: pitchers aren't athletes. — Curt Schilling

Everything is very individual for me in the way that I work; I don't just show a rotating rack of clothes. — Brad Goreski

I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy. — Mike Birbiglia

Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter. — Gail Carriger

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh. — Vince Vaughn

I'd sold my soul to get out of detention. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Enlightenment is lightening up. — Mike Myers

You cannot brighten another's path without lighting your own. — Frank McKinney

What's wrong with her soul?"
"Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it. — Rachel Vincent

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It is better to desire the things we have than to have the things we desire. — Henry Van Dyke

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. — George Carlin