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I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. — Ciaran Hinds

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. — Andy Borowitz

Design is a funny word. Some people think Design means how it looks. But, of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works. - Steve Jobs — John Morgan

The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know. — Joe Lo Truglio

Be funny whenever possible, even if some people don't get it. — Rob Lowe

Some people are only funny when they try to be serious. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. — Denis Leary

I love ghosts; I prefer ghosts to some people. — Cher

You know how some people get sun-kissed, well i got sun bitch slapped — Ryan Oliveira

Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. — Lois Greiman

If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. — Ron Livingston

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous. — Daniel Bryan

Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't. — Stephen Mangan

You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar. — Zach Galifianakis

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. — Rachel Bloom

It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing
something the wrong way but doing it confidently.
Even more funny, they succeeded. — Toba Beta

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high. — Albert Brooks

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. — Don Rickles

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin

Time is a funny thing. It can take some people a whole lifetime before they realize they've been playing tug-of-war all by themselves. — Karen White

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C.K.

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people are born to fandom, others have fandom thrust upon them. — Nenia Campbell

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing. — Gracie Allen

Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!" — Eddie Murphy

Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable. — Russell Howard

There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes. — Lake Bell

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. — Paul Fix

Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks. — Bauvard

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do. — Russell Brand

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. — Demetri Martin

Some people won't have kids, but I'm not going to have parents. I'm burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight. — Bauvard

Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. — Henny Youngman

Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying ... " — Mike Birbiglia

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. — Christina Aguilera