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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

A good time for laughing is when you can. — Jessamyn West

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

And what have you been up to? she asked.
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? — Oscar Wilde

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you. — Kostya Tszyu

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. — P.G. Wodehouse

Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed. — John Berryman

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports. — Ed Rendell

Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag. — Rick Riordan

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger

I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. — Heath Ledger

Are you sure this is a good idea?' I ask.
'No,' says Amber. 'Let's do it. — Doug MacLeod

Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane

Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer. — Michael Houbrick

Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite"

"Mindy, there is no boogeyman, "I said as I snuggled in to bed, " I hauled Carl in years ago. — Kate Danley

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. — Amy Summers

A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange! — Charles Dickens

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

I came up with a good idea ... see-through skin. — Karl Pilkington

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh