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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
— Terry Pratchett
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
— Billy Connolly
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.
— Ogden Nash
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
— William J. Clinton
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
— Kate Upton
Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.
— Mark A. Cooper
He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.
— James Dashner
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
— Freddie Mercury
And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese
— Lucian Bane
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
— George Carlin
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
— Terry Pratchett
The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.
— Gail Carriger
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
— Zane Stumpo
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.
— Albert Einstein
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner
