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I don't think she liked being called a slut, I don't know why ... some women are just funny like that.
— Cecelia Ahern
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart
— Virginia Macgregor
What did you think of him?" Cade asked."Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth
You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.
— Kiersten White
After a time he fell asleep, and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy.
— J.M. Barrie
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
— Johnny Carson
Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a Chinaman. Glenn: I'm Korean.
Daryl Dixon: Whatever. — The Walking Dead
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
— Tom Sizemore
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
— David Hyde Pierce
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.Damn it, Lafayette — Lin-Manuel Miranda
While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg.
— Julie Kagawa
Now as through this world I ramble, I see lots of funny men, Some rob you with a six gun, And some with a fountain pen.
— Woody Guthrie
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.
— Jonathan Dunne
Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better.
— Chris Higgins
Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?
— Andrea Speed
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli
Some people are born to fandom, others have fandom thrust upon them.
— Nenia Campbell
Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand.
— S.K. Logsdon
I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees ...
— Mike Birbiglia
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
— Ricky Schroder
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.
— Patton Oswalt
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
— Robert Orben
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.
— Mitch Hedberg
Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny.
— Alain De Botton
Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give youalmost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
— Stephen Chbosky
I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam.
— Sandy Ward Bell
The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
— Jerry Coleman
Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.
— Gracie Allen
I have to return some videotapes
— Bret Easton Ellis
I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
— Daniel Craig
I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day.
— Miranda Cosgrove
I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.
— Whoopi Goldberg
Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable.
— Russell Howard
There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos.
— Scott Douglas
Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.
— Alyxandra Harvey
I didn't want to spoil the mood. This was probably the longest Daemon and I had ever spoken without some statement earning him the finger.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.
— Ellie Goulding
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?~ Susan — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.
— George Orwell
At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
— Karl Pilkington
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it.
— Robyn Carr
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
— David Letterman
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
— Seth MacFarlane
I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem.
— Murray Walker
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Some attempts at translating from one language into another one can be pretty funny if the translators don't know what they're doing.
— Lori Peckham
Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter.
— Stacey Marie Brown
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
— Nathan Fielder
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
— Robert Pattinson
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
Some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future
— David Coleman
When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.
— Betty White
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana