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I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Zane sighed. Jovan and Mother were just the same. "Maybe later" meant no. — C.J. Milbrandt

I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees. — Ryan Lilly

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish." — Robert Schimmel

We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff. — M. Beth Bloom

I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage. — Ryan Lilly

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family. — Busy Philipps

The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know. — Joe Lo Truglio

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright

Thanks for coming, Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where Zach had ... friends. — Ally Carter

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. — Jim Norton

Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky."
"Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri

Friends don't drool. Friends don't drool... — Barbara Kloss

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard

Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny. — Padma Venkatraman

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that. — Karl Pilkington

It's funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them. — Lauren Oliver

Its funny how we can go from good friends for months to strangers for years and best friends for hours. Plastic world, realistic people. — Lik Hock Yap

Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen. — George Bernard Shaw

What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town. — Mila Kunis

Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends. — Adam Ferrara

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. — Bruce White

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. — Euripides

I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor

I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" — Demetri Martin

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. — Gelett Burgess

Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave. — Juliet Blackwell

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey

It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you. — Shannon Wiersbitzky

Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings. — Mason Cooley

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Friends from America!(Translation:"Tourist with Money")Look this way! — Amanda Hudson

Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it. — Whipplesnaith

I was always pretty funny with my friends. — Kenan Thompson

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. — Nora Dunn