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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
— Henny Youngman
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
— Cecily Strong
Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three ... and so on.Nesta — Cathy Hopkins
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans
— Brit Gosik
She was so funny, stubborn and courageous and I loved her. But all turned to be fake
— M.F. Moonzajer
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.
— Shawn Keenan
A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.
— Mark Forsyth
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
— Keisha Keenleyside
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.
— Tennessee Williams
Nom, do say something funny so she can admire!
— Shannon Hale
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with.
— Lindsay Lohan
If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.
— Casey Wilson
It's funny how people can take up so much roomin your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.
— Lemony Snicket
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
— Joan Rivers
Everything Will Ferrell says during scenes is so funny and so natural. I was amazed at his genius.
— Erick Chavarria
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
— David Cross
So, how did you all meet?
— Donna Air
I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue.
— Nicole Archer
Everyone is messed up in their own way. The funny part is we all don't want anyone else to know, so we work so hard to hide it.
— Shana Norris
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
— Moon Unit Zappa
I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
— Wesley Snipes
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
— Rodney Dangerfield
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense
— Lucille Clifton
Lila!" he said cheerfully. "So you aren't a figment of my brothers imagination after all.
— V.E Schwab
My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.
— Ellie Goulding
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
— Sam Shepard
That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.
— Murray Walker
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. — Steven Wright
He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
— Louis Tomlinson
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
— Heath Ledger
I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
— Jim Norton
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it.
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
— Todd Solondz
If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
— L. Frank Baum
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.
— Warren Ellis
It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.
— Megan Follows
Great. So he's a genius. Fifty points for Ivanclaw.
— Margaret Stohl
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.
— Pat Conroy
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.
— Zooey Deschanel
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
— Jessica De Gouw
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
— Conan O'Brien
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being.
— Steven Saylor
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
— Rodney Dangerfield
The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.
— Jerry Coleman
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
I was trying to help you, so I was beating wrong.
— Eugene Ormandy
I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud.
— Eugene Ormandy
Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all.
— John Connolly
There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
— Vanessa Bayer
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
— Bruce McCulloch
