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A mystery is solved with a story. — Lemony Snicket

A cheerful attitude is the most effect tool against sickness. — Lemony Snicket

Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide. — Lemony Snicket

Stop!" Jerome Squalor pleaded. "In the name of injustice! — Lemony Snicket

They could only stare at Esme's shoes and wonder why she as wearing footwear that was so violent and impractical. — Lemony Snicket

I'm happier than a pig eating bacon! — Lemony Snicket

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation. — Lemony Snicket

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples. — Lemony Snicket

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure — Lemony Snicket

You're noble enough, Baudelaires. That's all we can ask for in this world. — Lemony Snicket

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself. — Lemony Snicket

Are you who I think you are? — Lemony Snicket

Desperation is like a spilled drink; even if it's delicious, no one will get near it. Cultivate an aura of glamorous unapproachability. — Lemony Snicket

They are stupid, aren't they?" Dr. Orwell agreed, as though they were talking about the weather instead of insulting young children. — Lemony Snicket

The siblings wished that if Mr. Poe were really jealous of them he would attend Prufrock Preparatory School himself, and they could work at the bank. — Lemony Snicket

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. — Lemony Snicket

The accident," she said finally, "happened because Klaus was hypnotized."
"What your brother does for a hobby is none of my concern," Sir said. — Lemony Snicket

I have a long list of things I'd rather not do. — Lemony Snicket

The Hemlock Tearoom and Stationery — Lemony Snicket

To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left. — Lemony Snicket

Nobody knows what an idea will do when it goes off to entertain itself, particularly if the idea comes from a sinister villain. — Lemony Snicket

When you have only know someone for a few hours it is difficult to now what they would like to hear. — Lemony Snicket

The mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart has one:yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done. — Lemony Snicket

There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway. — Lemony Snicket

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

The word "dreadful," even when used three times in a row, did not seem like a dreadful enough word to describe everything that had happened. — Lemony Snicket

Stretched out in front of me was my time as an adult, and then a skeleton, and then nothing except perhaps a few books on a few shelves. — Lemony Snicket

I know what is going on," said Sir. "I am the Boss! Of course I know! — Lemony Snicket

Sometimes things can go on right in front of your nose, but you don't know about them. — Lemony Snicket

-the phrase "lion's share" here means "the biggest part" and has nothing to do with lions or sharing- — Lemony Snicket

Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon. — Lemony Snicket

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. — Lemony Snicket

Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume. — Lemony Snicket

You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That's why the dark is always close by. — Lemony Snicket

The sad truth is the truth is sad. — Lemony Snicket

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. — Lemony Snicket

Course, mountains serve as homes to mountain goats and mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children. So — Lemony Snicket

I've read up to Lot #49, which is a valuable postage stamp. — Lemony Snicket

Summer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder. — Lemony Snicket

It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches. — Lemony Snicket

It is always better to ask a question than to answer one. — Lemony Snicket

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies. — Lemony Snicket

Dessert is the most important meal of the day! — Lemony Snicket

I wasn't sad the way a spider isn't an insect. — Lemony Snicket

You're just jealous of me because I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian! — Lemony Snicket

Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find? — Lemony Snicket

For Beatrice
My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not. — Lemony Snicket

The dumplings had the flavor of paradise, and the broth spread through my veins like a secret that's fun to keep. — Lemony Snicket

There's nothing wrong with athletics, but they shouldn't get in the way of your schoolwork. — Lemony Snicket

Klaus grinned. 'I'm sorry,' he said, 'but it was a very interesting book, and I'm so pleased that it's coming in handy. — Lemony Snicket

Hal is on his way. The nurse announced reentering the room. — Lemony Snicket

Where are the books? All these elegant bookshelves are empty. — Lemony Snicket

There's a lot that doesn't make sense — Lemony Snicket

The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught. — Lemony Snicket

In times of extreme stress, one can often find energy hidden in even the most exhausted areas of the body. — Lemony Snicket

Why does anyone have a lot of rules? So they can boss people around, I guess. — Lemony Snicket

No, no,' Phil Said. 'It's fine. I've never liked my left leg so much, anyways. — Lemony Snicket

Like People, animals will become frightened and likely do whatever you say if you whip them enough. — Lemony Snicket

A secret note is secret. There is no reason to sign it. — Lemony Snicket

uppity children, — Lemony Snicket

Don't repeat yourself. It's not only repetitive, it's redundant, and people have heard it before. — Lemony Snicket

It's bad for you if you never do anything bad for you. — Lemony Snicket

I guess we'll be traveling in uncharted waters."
"That'll be fun," Phil said. — Lemony Snicket

The map is not the territory," Snicket's chaperon advises him. "That's an expression which means the world does not match the picture in our heads. — Lemony Snicket

Sickly gray color, in which a handful of scraggly trees produce apples so sour that one only has to look at them to feel ill. Lousy Lane traverses the — Lemony Snicket

Klaus had not told his siblings about the book, because he didn't want to give them false hope. — Lemony Snicket

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another. — Lemony Snicket

Never mind what my name is," the man said. "No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir. — Lemony Snicket

Nobody should feel pain all by themselves. — Lemony Snicket

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you. — Lemony Snicket

For Beatrice, when we first met,
I was lonely, and you were pretty.
Now I am pretty lonely. — Lemony Snicket

There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them. — Lemony Snicket

The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed. — Lemony Snicket

Myths are often entertaining, but they're never very helpful. — Lemony Snicket

There is nothing wrong with crying at the end of a long day. — Lemony Snicket

She was stronger than Stew Mitchum, or maybe she just wanted something more than he did. — Lemony Snicket

It is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to consider aspects of a person that are less than admirable. — Lemony Snicket

It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know ... — Lemony Snicket

We're all afraid, but that didn't stop us. — Lemony Snicket

I'm not a math tutor," I said. "I don't feel the need to check your work. — Lemony Snicket

The smell of cooking food is often a calming one. — Lemony Snicket

Most field trips contain sinister plots. — Lemony Snicket

So it goes,' Prosper Lost said, a little sadly. 'There are some stories you never get to finish. — Lemony Snicket

Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution
even if it's right in front of your nose. — Lemony Snicket

Ceviche is an acquired taste, a phrase which here means something you don't like the first few times you eat it ... — Lemony Snicket

Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful. — Lemony Snicket

When things don't go right, go left — Lemony Snicket

Inside these letters, the eye will see
Nearby are your friends, and VFD. — Lemony Snicket

All of life is just shadows. — Lemony Snicket

[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all. — Lemony Snicket

I'm not smart, Snicket. I don't ask the right questions and I never find the right answers. — Lemony Snicket

I pushed the door open, slow as long division. — Lemony Snicket

Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason. — Lemony Snicket

But lyrics are not proof; photographs are. — Lemony Snicket

Is the mask working?" she asked me.
"How can I tell?"
"If you can breath, then it's working. — Lemony Snicket

I will love you as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey. — Lemony Snicket

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. — Lemony Snicket

I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself. — Lemony Snicket

The difference between the two sides of the schism, is that one side puts out fires, and the other starts them. — Lemony Snicket

Allowed?' Uncle Monty repeated. 'Of course not! You are implored to come inside here, my boy. — Lemony Snicket