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You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him? — J. B. Smoove

You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over. — J. B. Smoove

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious. — J. B. Smoove

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time. — J. B. Smoove

It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies. — J. B. Smoove

Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel. — J. B. Smoove

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. — J. B. Smoove

I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul. — J. B. Smoove

You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world. — J. B. Smoove

I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me. — J. B. Smoove

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache. — J. B. Smoove

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. — J. B. Smoove

I'm putting on a suit and tie when I go see The Great Gatsby. — J. B. Smoove

Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print. — J. B. Smoove

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures. — J. B. Smoove

If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late. — J. B. Smoove

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use. — J. B. Smoove

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima. — J. B. Smoove

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware? — J. B. Smoove

What happens in improv is you create your own storyline. — J. B. Smoove

When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class. — J. B. Smoove

There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two. — J. B. Smoove

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one. — J. B. Smoove

I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief. — J. B. Smoove

I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat. — J. B. Smoove

I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul. — J. B. Smoove

Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove. — J. B. Smoove

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious. — J. B. Smoove

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace. — J. B. Smoove

I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers. — J. B. Smoove