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It's a horribly mismanaged company-probably a lot of pot smoking going on there. — Peter Thiel

I nearly said something, but then thought better of it. It doesn't pay to publicly point out the failings of the person providing your paycheck. — Donald G. Firesmith

On our first tour we just went full on, drinking too much and smoking too much before the shows. But it's a learning curve. We now know our limits. — Dave McPherson

My new year's resolution is definitely to quit smoking. I need to do it. — Zayn Malik

It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act. — Edward Kennedy

It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking. — David Sedaris

We know how unhealthy it is. I know what happens, though - young women start smoking because they don't think they're really going to keep smoking. — Laura Bush

I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty. — Warren Buffett

Smoking had become my favorite thing in the world to do. It was like having instant comfort, no matter where or when. — Augusten Burroughs

It is quite a three-pipe problem. — Arthur Conan Doyle

The girls pick snouts from the pack as though they're chocolates and it matters which they select. — Howard Jacobson

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you. — Kinky Friedman

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other. — Jason Gann

It may be bad manner to appear here smoking, but it is far worse to disturb me when I am smoking. — Oscar Wilde

Not only will giving up cigarettes put more money in your pocket, your body will thank you for it. — Auliq Ice

He was smoking his joint now, and it was having no effect upon him. — Matthew De Abaitua

When I first came to London, I loved hanging around in cafes, smoking, scribbling, dreaming. It was life-affirming and fun. — Peter Capaldi

Cause I'm on set, make it work, break even on 9 to 5's. Cigarettes and lotto tickets, tryna keep that grind alive — Drake

I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious. — Caitlin Moran

Whenever you think about smoking you must see it as a lifetime's chain of filth, disease, fear, misery and slavery. — Allen Carr

Strange as it may seem, there is nothing in which a young and beautiful female appears to more advantage than in the art of smoking. — Herman Melville

You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss. — David Letterman

There are some young women movie stars who are doing it everywhere, smoking in every movie, sometimes even with placements with a pack of cigarettes. — Joe Eszterhas

I actually don't think there is machismo in America, unless it's the cowboy type - the silent, smoking brooder. — Rosecrans Baldwin

Hip-Hop went from selling crack to smoking it — Mos Def

It was the sort of moment that a smoker would fill in with a cigarette and an ex-smoker filled in with the memory of a cigarette. — Peter Corris

You can quit smoking, and never have to have a cigarette again to survive. But with food, it is a daily challenge. — Jami Attenberg

Yesterday when we were getting high, you were invited. You woulda liked it. — Drake

The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off. — Woody Allen

My doctor found a spot on my lung. He told me it looked like adenocarcinoma, a cancer he attributes to smoking. He didn't need to biopsy it. — Ken Kercheval

Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal. — Joe Rogan

I think it's wrong the way they criminalize herb. There are many more uses than just smoking. Beneficial to mankind. — Ziggy Marley

And the blunts and liquor killing our lungs and liver. The asthmatic drug-addict, I function with it — Black Thought

I started smoking because I thought it was sexy. Now I smoke because I feel sexy when I'm smoking. Is that what they call addiction? — Chloe Thurlow

Quitting smoking is rather a marathon than a sprint. It is not a one-time attempt, but a longer effort — Aristotle.

I'm going to stop smoking. I'm not such a good smoker, anyway. It's not in my bones. I'm gonna drop it. — Kristen Stewart

I won't have to miss smoking any more. Nobody smokes where I'm going: It's like a row of restaurants in California. — Clive James

I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one. — Woody Allen

You all smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die. — John Green

Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it is harder to find out how he feels. — Saul Bellow

I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is. — Sienna Miller

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive. — Michael Douglas

I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it — Jennifer Aniston

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit. — Jack Nicholson

I'm so high, it's so lonely up here — Gucci Mane

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it. — Seanan McGuire

I was seventeen and a half, smoking so much bud that if I remembered an hour from any one of those days it would have been a lot. — Junot Diaz

How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton? — Brian Boyle

I stopped smoking. When I stopped smoking, my voice changed ... so drastically, I couldn't believe it myself. — Bob Dylan

Cigarette smoking is injurious to health,
After all it's pretty good than peoples.They injurious to Soul — Mohammed Zaki Ansari

Don't ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let's just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and leave it at that. — Ben Aaronovitch

Not smoking gains in the area of lung cancer, but it loses badly in the realm of dramatic gestures. — Robert B. Parker

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit? — Robyn Peterman

Why do you smoke so damn fast?"
"Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. — John Green

It is you, it is you.
It is you that I love
and yet I am miserable
and so I smoke. I am miserable. — Pamela August Russell

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. — Estella Warren

I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue. — Charles Lamb

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house. — Roseanne Barr

Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it. — Doug Benson

It is not how many years we live, but what we do with them. — Evangeline Booth

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking. — Mark Twain

Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend ... — Ben Harper

This is a non-smoking car.
Clever car, It'll live longer that way — Alen Mattich

Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon. — J.R. Ward

You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes. — John Mellencamp

That mouth. Smoking was a bad habit, yes. But he looked so good doing it. — Michelle Hodkin

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. — Malcolm Potts

Quit smoking in the hope of growing old. It takes a long time to write. People go to books for wisdom and older authors tend to have more of it. — Barbara Kingsolver

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. — Clement Freud

Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and it hasn't. — Kurt Vonnegut

I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop. — David Foster Wallace

I know I should stop smoking, but it scares me. I mean, what would I turn to next? — Pink

If you don't have the smoking gun, then it's pointless to hector interviewees. Because you just shut people up instead of opening them up. — David Frost

Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars — Curtis LeMay

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. — George Burns

I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing. — Lester Grinspoon

It was like seeing someone who wore a striped tie or parted his hair on the left - a detail, but not a telling one. — David Sedaris

The WHO took care to explicitly say that processed meat didn't rank alongside smoking when it comes to cancer risk. — Kevin Drum

But cheer up - we could be selling tobacco. It's not like software kills people if used as intended — David Chase

Smoking wildwood flower got to be a habit, we didn't see no harm. We thought it was kind of handy, to take a trip and never leave the farm. — Jim Stafford

The smoking flax before it burst to flame Was quenched by death, and broken the bruised reed. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. — Mark Twain

If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul. — Luis Bunuel

People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing. — Mitch Hedberg

The minute you stop wanting something you get it. - Andy Warhol Chain-smoking — Austin Kleon

A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man. — A.A. Milne

It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to. — Drake

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times. — Mark Twain

Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life. — David Hockney

It's hard to love a place that's outlawed smoking but finds it perfectly acceptable to serve raw fish in a bath of chocolate. — David Sedaris

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe. — Hank Sauer

My writing voice is very much like 'Thank You for Smoking.' It's a guy's voice. It's very masculine. — Jason Reitman

Maybe Himalayan climbing is just a bad habit, like smoking, of which one says with cavalier abandon, must give this up some day, before it kills me. — Greg Child

If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette. — Rob Delaney

People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym. — Robert Clark

You are not smoking cigarette, it's cigarette that is smoking you. — Vikrmn

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal. — Lenny Bruce

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. — Mark Twain

I'm dead annoyed that I'm finding it so difficult to stop. But I am getting there [on kicking smoking habit] — Kerry Katona