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Acting for me is not a bad habit like smoking that I must make an effort to quit. I love acting; I love directing. — Joan Chen

You smoke?"
"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan

Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with
a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better — Allan Pease

Go early to bed. Start maybe working out a little sooner. Stay patient. Stop smoking. — Nicolas Colsaerts

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. — Jay Leno

We are imprisoning or giving jail sentences to young people who are smoking marijuana. — Bernie Sanders

Her restlessness disappeared and in its place stood the best diversion possible - a smoking-hot bad boy. — Terri L. Austin

Fun fact: The United Nations building in New York City is the only place in all of North America where smoking is still permitted indoors. — Douglas Coupland

It is quite a three-pipe problem. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. — Steve Allen

Porfiry smoked with professional determination. — R.N. Morris

What a blessing this smoking is! Perhaps the greatest that we owe to the discovery of America. — Arthur Helps

I sometimes overeat or drink too much, but I don't eat chocolate, and I gave up smoking when I was 39. — Marie Helvin

The girls pick snouts from the pack as though they're chocolates and it matters which they select. — Howard Jacobson

Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less. — Dan Quayle

They were smoking huge cigarettes they had rolled in newspaper. — Kurt Vonnegut

It may be bad manner to appear here smoking, but it is far worse to disturb me when I am smoking. — Oscar Wilde

Not only will giving up cigarettes put more money in your pocket, your body will thank you for it. — Auliq Ice

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. — Gro Harlem Brundtland

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint. — Dave Sim

Strange as it may seem, there is nothing in which a young and beautiful female appears to more advantage than in the art of smoking. — Herman Melville

You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss. — David Letterman

Smoking is suicide by instalments. — H.M. Forester

Yesterday when we were getting high, you were invited. You woulda liked it. — Drake

One would understand a ban on surrogate advertising, but to completely ban [smoking] is ridiculous, a joke taken too far. — Mahesh Bhatt

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin

You won't go the hell for smoking, you'll just smell like you've been there. — Ray Emery

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing. — Joan Collins

Kissing is much easier than smoking, — Kiernan Shipka

smoking some exotic fairy weed. — Heather Killough-Walden

I know I should stop smoking, but it scares me. I mean, what would I turn to next? — Pink

His voice was that kind you get from smoking three packs a day and then spending all night howling at the moon. — E.W. Storch

smoking is bad mmmkaay and and ummmm ummm well untill our 18 mmmkaay — Mena

LUNG CANCER is linked to cigarette smoking - but L&M still plug their cigarettes as "just what the doctor ordered. — Tony Bacon

Quit smoking in the hope of growing old. It takes a long time to write. People go to books for wisdom and older authors tend to have more of it. — Barbara Kingsolver

Smoking ages you quicker than almost anything else. — Polly Bergen

If you can't sent money, send tobacco. — George Washington

Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. — Tom Robbins

I wrote a song called 'Green Day' because I was smoking a lot of dope. — Billie Joe Armstrong

If you can't send money, send tobacco. — George Washington

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. — Malcolm Potts

What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar. — Eugene Field

He took up smoking recently. Life feels more exciting when you have something burning in your hand. — Jonathan Crown

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray. — Milan Kundera

Smoke the weed of your own heart to fly higher — Munia Khan

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person. — Marilyn Vos Savant

I'll never feel comfortable taking a strong drink, and I'll never feel easy smoking a cigarette. I just don't think those things are right for me. — Elvis Presley

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. — Clement Freud

Uh, oh. This room is big but not big enough to share with angry, smoking dragons. — Eunice Korczak

There's a vested interest in trying to keep people smoking cigarettes. — Sylvia Earle

A man of no conversation should smoke. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop. — David Foster Wallace

There are no crowds out there demanding to see smoking scenes in movies. — Joe Eszterhas

We'll meet you on some corner. I'll be the man smoking two cigarettes. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking. — Mark Twain

I can ask for cigarettes in every language — David Bowie

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer. — Robert Downey Jr.

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be. — Richard Carleton

Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

Slogans about smoking: Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs. — Craig Johnson

I smoke so much. Three packs a day ... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell

If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more. — Michael Bloomberg

Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking. — Nat King Cole

I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.
'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated. — Melina Marchetta

I don't want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there's no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won't die young. — Golda Meir

You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this. — Franco Nero

Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living. — Moliere

Originality is not doing something no one else has ever done, but doing what has been done countless times with new life, new breath. — Marie Chapian

Yeah, well, I finally stopped smoking for good. — Liam Neeson

It was like seeing someone who wore a striped tie or parted his hair on the left - a detail, but not a telling one. — David Sedaris

The WHO took care to explicitly say that processed meat didn't rank alongside smoking when it comes to cancer risk. — Kevin Drum

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart? — Steve Martin

Everything is uncomfortable for the first time: School, Smoking or Sex. — Aakash Deep

No one ever died from smoking marijuana, but millions of people have died by believing politicians. — Harry Browne

I'm about as healthy as a person can be. I quit smoking seven or eight years ago. — Karen Allen

Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey! — Jonathan Dunne

But cheer up - we could be selling tobacco. It's not like software kills people if used as intended — David Chase

It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to. — Drake

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. — George Burns

Privacy is dead, and social media holds the smoking gun. — Pete Cashmore

Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars — Curtis LeMay

The girl who signed her papers in lipstick
leans against the drugstore, smoking,
brushing her hair like a machine — Billy Collins

I know cigarettes can kill & wonder why she wants to die. — Nick Flynn

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries. — Luis Bunuel

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. — Dave Barry

I spend as many hours a day as I possibly can smoking cannabis — Terence McKenna

This blessed gift of smoking! — H.G.Wells

Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss — Sigmund Freud

If you don't have the smoking gun, then it's pointless to hector interviewees. Because you just shut people up instead of opening them up. — David Frost

They're a redefinition of boredom ... the most important thing you need to know about an awards show is where is the nearest smoking opportunity. — Stephen Daldry

People say that marijuana is going to hurt my career. On the contrary, my fight career is getting in the way of my marijuana smoking. — Nick Diaz

I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing. — Lester Grinspoon

I don't know. Everything. Living. Smoking. — Jean-Paul Sartre

Do you drink blood?" His tone was challenging. I felt like a daughter confronted by her father about smoking weed or drinking booze. "I — J.R. Rain

The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray. — David Byrne

I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics. — Matthew Gray Gubler

I like smoking pot, but I'm not the kind of guy who smokes every day. — Etgar Keret

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be. — Penn Jillette