You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother.
— Harry J. Anslinger
You smoke?" "Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
(When I started at SNL, you could still smoke in an office building. I might not be young.) I
— Tina Fey
Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.
— Anthony Michael Hall
I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it.
— Cilla Black
I think there will be more smiles when the smoke clears.
— Shaun Alexander
Laughter changes to screams, blood stains pastel stones, real smoke darkens the special effect stuff made for television.
— Suzanne Collins
Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.
— Jennifer Crusie
I don't want truth, Palmer; I want smoke!"Captain Ahearn: Waiting For Willie Pete — Byron Edgington
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
— Gro Harlem Brundtland
Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
We can see the smoke of a burning home, but who can know of a burning heart? MALAY SAYING
— Carol Staudacher
I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I don't smoke.
— Chris Martin
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
— Groucho Marx
It was like shoveling smoke.
— Paula Garner
Not even an advancing All Blacks haka could have dragged him away from the swing of her ass — Amy Andrews
Is this okay?"Dex blinked. Okay? She couldn't have been any more
okay had she been dipped in marshmallow and rolled in coconut. — Amy Andrews
Wherever there is smoke there is a good smoke machine. — John F. Kennedy
Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased. — Mark Twain
Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Linc had always been a leg man. Thankfully hers made up for her caustic tongue and armour plated panties — Amy Andrews
I don't want to be the only survivor on the island with no smoke. — Sean Price
I don't really dance. I don't drink or smoke. Being at parties is very awkward. — Alessia Cara
Poetry is a mystic, sensuous mathematics of fire, smoke-stacks, waffles, pansies, people, and purple sunsets. — Carl Sandburg
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth. — Bill Hicks
The clown was an evil one. They're either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter. — Chris Thrall
Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one. — Raul Julia
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart? — Steve Martin
I can't remember what the last film I saw was, as I can't smoke or drink in cinemas. — Siobhan Fahey
Running from the presence of God has the futility of "trying to shovel smoke with a rake". — Paul David Tripp
Winter walks up and down the town swinging his censer, but no smoke or sweetness comes from it, only the sour, metallic frankness of salt and snow. — Mary Oliver
I only eat so that I can smoke and stay alive. — Harry Dean Stanton
One moment you're fire; the next smoke. — Marty Rubin
I smoke pot every day, and I love it! — Willie Nelson
I think Rihanna always looks so fresh and I'm like, "How do you do that? We all know how much pot you smoke!" — Katy Perry
Fire is next akin to smoke. — Plautus
Summer is full of smoke, and endless lawns. Quietly, whether across moss or on algae, knee over the railing of the little porch, fate comes. — Andre Alexis
By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls. — John Galsworthy
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse
She can feel his blood, just beneath his skin; when he breathes, the air fills with smoke. He's like a dragon, ancient and fearless. — Alice Hoffman
I think pot should be legal. I don't smoke it, but I like the smell of it. — Andy Warhol
Little Sandra Dee isn't supposed to smoke, you know. Or drink. Or breathe." - Sandra Dee, the actress — Dodd Darin
I don't advise kids to do what I do. I'm just doing me. I just smoke a little weed and do a little drink. — Juicy J
If I'd known a sixty-niner was the way to your heart I would have done it weeks ago. — Amy Andrews
Every few thousand years some shepard inhales smoke from a burning bush and has a vision or eats moldy rye bread in a cave and sees God. — Kerry Thornley
Of its usage. The Creator loves the smell of sweetgrass. If you smoke the pipe and pray and then put sweetgrass on the fire, he will listen to you. — Kent Nerburn
Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be. — Gerald McRaney
Thick coils of smoke hung in the air, perhaps to avoid touching the walls. — Terry Pratchett
He's completely blown through his younger years like his childhood was one big cigarette to smoke carelessly. — Rebecca McNutt
I read like fiends smoke crack — Duane Swierczynski
On land, on sea, at home abroad, I smoke my pipe and worship God. — Johann Sebastian Bach
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice. — Kathy Griffin
The way her body existed only where he touched her. The rest of her was smoke. — Arundhati Roy
I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom. — Ashley Tisdale
We dreamed together of the world remade. — Laini Taylor
I smoke so much. Three packs a day ... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell
The smoke of glory is not worth the smoke of a pipe. — George Sand
EA: Is it the smoke that smells like vanilla?Audience: Yeah.
EA: Yeah, they do that to mask the chemicals that are actually killing you. — Emilie Autumn
Then he stretched himself alongside her to smoke a cigarette with all the ceremony of an opium dreamer. — Anais Nin
I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt — Mac Miller
You might sooner get lightning out of incense smoke than true action or passion out of your modern English religion. — John Ruskin
I do not speak. I smoke. Throat tight, as if fingers are squeezing it. — Marina Tsvetaeva
I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars — Johnny Depp
I vanish westward into smoke. — Geoff Page
In the land of wisdom, there is no fog in the air, no haze, no blur, no mirage, no smoke; all is seen plainly; the vision is very clean! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
Who writes your name in letters of smoke among the stars of the south?Oh let me remember you as you were before you existed. — Pablo Neruda
But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana. — Eddie Izzard
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. — William Shakespeare
If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader. — Thomas S. Foley
Smoke twisting amongst the lights and turning the air a desolate blue, the colour of dead hopes and lost chances. — Terry Pratchett
I tackle guys three times your size for a living. I can handle whatever you throw at me. — Amy Andrews
If within wood hide flame and smoke and ash then wood consists of things unlike itself. — Titus Lucretius Carus
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. — George Burns
I use vaporizers a lot. It cuts down on the heat and the smoke. And for a singer that's not a bad idea. — Willie Nelson
Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score. — Earl Weaver
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. — Dave Barry
I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves. — Tyler, The Creator
A novelist is someone who sits around the house all day in his underwear, trying not to smoke. — Scott Spencer
No man may earn his heart's desire, lest first he brave the smoke and fire — Nicholas Evans
I think good filmmaking is when you really hold the mirror up truthfully, and you don't angle it and you don't hide things with smoke and mirrors. — Charlize Theron
She was exhausted, and had spent some time breathing smoke and poison. — Christina Henry
The smoke rolls along the low ceiling and pours up into the night - a reverse waterfall - like when the kettle boils beneath the plate cupboard. — Joe Dunthorne
Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking the morning sunshine, pure breeze, and unconditional love. It is a much better way to get drunk. — Debasish Mridha
Your blindness to my downfall,Has gone too far to be a joke,
As I stand ablaze before you,
And you tell me you smell smoke. — Erin Hanson
My man slangs rocks like up the block, 143RD and Amsterdam by the smoke shop — Redman
You are quite mad." The smoke had filled her eyes with tears. "If you were better born, I'd marry you. — George R R Martin
He was stretched out like he was her own personal playground and she wanted to ride on his equipment for a bit longer. — Amy Andrews
Always somewhere there is fire or smoke, insistent reminders of the greed consuming the world — Sy Montgomery
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
I don't choose stay in the state of sadness, any more than I would choose to stay in a room with the smoke alarm going off. — Gloria Jones
