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The thing I hate most about skeletons is you can never tell when they're smiling. — Stephen Blackmoore

I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny.
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money. — Rakim

I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is hilarious. — Edie Campbell

I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile. — Victoria Beckham

I spent most of my time talking to God more than to people. — Elie Wiesel

Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise ... a little nuts and really funny. — Mick LaSalle

You don't get nothing for nothing in this life. — Henrik Ibsen

One must think like a hero to behave like a merely decent human being. — May Sarton

You're not fooling anyone by taking your clothes off when you go to bed. — Richard Brautigan

Is it possible for g.r to put the g.r page back into my computer because I lost the data. — Vincent Collins

No matter what creatures people fear in the dead of the night, in this city, violence is more likely to be carried out by men — Bethany Griffin

My mouth felt funny. I must have smiled. Smiling, — R. O. Barton

We are social animals. Others' suffering is ultimately your suffering; their happiness is ultimately your happiness. — Dalai Lama

Strategy, in other words, is about first analyzing and then experimenting, trying, learning, and experimenting some more. — Anonymous

Her problem came in the shape of a man with blue eyes, blond stubble on his jaw, and a body made for indecent positions. — Robin Bielman

The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one. — Dave Courtney

I'm really concerned that too-big-to-fail has become too-big-for-trial. — Elizabeth Warren

God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning of this nation, and I believe God isn't done with America yet. — Ted Cruz

One faithful Friend is enough for a man's self, 'tis much to meet with such an one, yet we can't have too many for the sake of others. — Jean De La Bruyere

I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? — Ricky Gervais

The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house — Audre Lorde

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

We look forward to seeing all of your Vaseline coated smiles terribly soon. — Gitty Daneshvari

it wasn't that the forty-eight-year-old doctor didn't like people; he simply liked being alone better. — James Patterson

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard