Smartass Quotes
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Smartass Quotes & Sayings
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Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
— Jim Butcher
If you can't acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.
— Lee Child
Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!
— Jasleen Kaur Gumber
Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen
— Olivia Cunning
Hubris is when God screws you over for being a smartass.
— Raymond L. Atkins
Don't. I'm all sweaty and bloody," I protested. "Heavens, not sweat and blood," he replied mockingly. I managed to smile. Smartass vampire. — Jeaniene Frost
I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.
— David Letterman
Eve "I shopped,"she saidRoarke "Dear God! Are you all right? Should I call for the MTs?"
Eve "Smartass. — J.D. Robb
Are you having a good time with ... Ash?" "Are you having a good time with Happy Hands?" I bit down on my lip. "Such a constant smartass.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.""I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed
Don't be a smart ass!Smartass die first!! — Deyth Banger
My feet took an involuntary step backward as I suddenly envisioned a world where I wasn't a hot tempered smartass. It was a pretty world.
— Jennifer R. McDonald
Even Christian - the poster child for "smartass" - looked grim.
— Richelle Mead
It gets tiring being a smartass.
— Elaine Stritch
You don't have something smartass you want to add?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I like smartasses, because I can be smartass back and rashy.
— Blake Butler
I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two ... — Dashiell Hammett
I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a smartass.
— Jim Harrison
I would try being friends with her, but she's too busy being a smartass.""Now you know how the rest of us feel," Jim said. — Ilona Andrews
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.
— Markus Zusak
Deemed a fool is better than smartass.
— Toba Beta
Are you talking to her or me, because I just can't tell
— Jessica Sorensen
Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn't judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don't! Unless you are paid for it. — Toba Beta
Smartass Student : 'a man must have his own master.'Master of Stupidity: 'yea, everyone's somebody's bitch. — Toba Beta
Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
— Raheel Farooq
Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it's the truth??Master of Stupidity: O Yes. That is yesterday's truth. — Toba Beta
Always a smartass, I thought, even in the worst situations. I think I kind of loved him just for that.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?
— Catherine Lowell
You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.
— Solange Nicole
Smartass is a latent idiot.
— Toba Beta
And you never struck me as the suicidal type, smartass.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I jerk my head toward Thomas and immediately curse myself for trying to be a smartass. My head is not healthy enough for smartassery.
— Kendare Blake
Is this the river of hate, or the river of smartass?
— Kendare Blake
