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Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment.
Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you try to surpass me]. — Toba Beta

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. — Jim Butcher

If you can't acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk. — Lee Child

Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left! — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

Hubris is when God screws you over for being a smartass. — Raymond L. Atkins

Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused about the truth.
Master of Stupidity: Only confused? Walk in my shoes then you tell me. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, what did you do to earn wisdom ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, I forget. Shit happened, life goes on. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, where is exactly the edge of this universe ?
Master of Stupidity: Edge is wherever the absence of universal gravity. — Toba Beta

I shopped,"she said
"Dear God! Are you all right? Should I call for the MTs?"
"Smartass. — J.D. Robb

Don't. I'm all sweaty and bloody," I protested.
"Heavens, not sweat and blood," he replied mockingly. I managed to smile. Smartass vampire. — Jeaniene Frost

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?
Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version. — Toba Beta

I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been. — David Letterman

Eve "I shopped,"she said
Roarke "Dear God! Are you all right? Should I call for the MTs?"
Eve "Smartass. — J.D. Robb

Are you having a good time with ... Ash?" "Are you having a good time with Happy Hands?" I bit down on my lip. "Such a constant smartass. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed

Don't be a smart ass!
Smartass die first!! — Deyth Banger

My feet took an involuntary step backward as I suddenly envisioned a world where I wasn't a hot tempered smartass. It was a pretty world. — Jennifer R. McDonald

Even Christian - the poster child for "smartass" - looked grim. — Richelle Mead

It gets tiring being a smartass. — Elaine Stritch

Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find the truth ?
Master of Stupidity: Just seek it with hope it'll find you. — Toba Beta

You don't have something smartass you want to add? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I like smartasses, because I can be smartass back and rashy. — Blake Butler

Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ?
Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing' in spaceless. — Toba Beta

I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two ... — Dashiell Hammett

I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a smartass. — Jim Harrison

I would try being friends with her, but she's too busy being a smartass."

"Now you know how the rest of us feel," Jim said. — Ilona Andrews

Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin?
Master of Stupidity: No stupidity, no sin. — Toba Beta

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is. — Markus Zusak

Deemed a fool is better than smartass. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man!
Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show you how to do something wisely. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ?
Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according to your wish. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Which one was first created, time or things?
Master of Stupidity: No things, no changes. No changes, no time. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before the time exist?
Master of Stupidity: No words to be said by no man at no time at all. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy's teaching is somehow annoying me.
Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off channel. — Toba Beta

Are you talking to her or me, because I just can't tell — Jessica Sorensen

Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn't judge others?
Master of Stupidity: Don't! Unless you are paid for it. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Where were all things before the time began?
Master of Stupidity: What was the time before all things created? — Toba Beta

Smartass Student : 'a man must have his own master.'
Master of Stupidity: 'yea, everyone's somebody's bitch. — Toba Beta

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. — Raheel Farooq

Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ?
Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning?
Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should He prevent that? — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?
Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, I'm going to change the whole world.
Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it's the truth??
Master of Stupidity: O Yes. That is yesterday's truth. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?
Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of. — Toba Beta

Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master.
Master of Stupidity: Hmmm ... tell me about your sexperience! — Toba Beta

Always a smartass, I thought, even in the worst situations. I think I kind of loved him just for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool? — Catherine Lowell

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal, but rather a terminal you can educate. — Rob Pike

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee. — Solange Nicole

Smartass is a latent idiot. — Toba Beta

You're arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law."
He lifted one amused brow. "And your point would be? — J.D. Robb

Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?" I questioned. "That would be almost like being brain dead... — Vann Chow

And you never struck me as the suicidal type, smartass. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I jerk my head toward Thomas and immediately curse myself for trying to be a smartass. My head is not healthy enough for smartassery. — Kendare Blake

Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other. — Toba Beta

Is this the river of hate, or the river of smartass? — Kendare Blake

Logan lifted an eyebrow, looked at me, then back to Nate. That really touched me. I have no smartass comment to follow that. — Tijan

There's nothing worse than a smartass who pretends not to understand hyperbole. — Steven Brust

Smartass Disciple: Master, how do you heal the broken heart?
Master of Stupidity: It isn't a disease need to be healed. It's life. — Toba Beta

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?
Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that. — Dan Abnett