Smart Funny Quotes
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You're funny, which you can't be if you're not smart. Dad says it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them smile.
— Cath Crowley
Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs.
— Lauren London
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
We get so worried about being pretty. Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong.
— Britt Nicole
Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!
— Ken Kesey
I love working with smart-funny people.
— Tom Bergeron
I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.
— Sarah Silverman
But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain.
— Paul Krugman
You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.
— Jay Nordlinger
Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight.
— Woody Allen
I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart.
— Luke Benward
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
— John Green
I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me.""Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. — Kresley Cole
Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way.
— Manohla Dargis
Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.
— Lois Greiman
He was funny, smart, charming...and a monumental slut. Dean had all the makings of a man-sized Venus Flytrap. -Lex
— Staci Hart
I'm twice as funny, I'm twice as smart, I'm twice as whatever when I'm around other people that challenge me.
— Andrew Stanton
You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that.
— Alex Bradley
I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
— Lauren Graham
Barbara Ehrenreich is smart, provocative, funny, and sane in a world that needs more of all four.
— Diane Sawyer
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
— Jillian Dodd
I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you.
— Steven Strogatz
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
Boys do suck the brains out of smart girls.
— K.A. Tucker
Young feminists are a thrilling phenomenon: smart, bold, funny defenders of rights and claimers of space - and changers of the conversation.
— Rebecca Solnit
Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
— Aaron McGruder
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
— Raheel Farooq
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate!
— Steve Breen
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
— W.C. Fields
Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great.
— Derek Thompson
My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife.
— Laura Benanti
Not all smart people are funny, but all funny people are smart.
— I. Leigh Private
For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question
— Rick Yancey
I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines.
— Jane Elliot
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
— Megan Fox
She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.
— Jonathan Tropper
Major export is people who are funny and smart, who have advanced degrees, who read on public transportation.
— Jennifer DuBois
Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am.
— Victoria Denault
It's funny how really smart people have the most unusual holes in their worldview and perception.
— Nalini Singh
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
— Jennifer Lawrence
I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me.
— Tom Felton
The whole thing reminds me of graduate school seminars, except these people are smart and funny and have something interesting to say.
— Sarah Vowell
If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.
— J.A. Konrath
Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
— Tucker Carlson
I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
— Jules Asner
