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How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing.
— Joyce Rachelle
me in bed - with a honeymoon present. Some of them were small, some were funny jokes, and some were extravagant, but every present came straight
— James Patterson
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
— Steven Wright
You're doing this for Kimmie for free.""I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
— William Shakespeare
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
— Henny Youngman
It' so funny how small moments can ruin everything.
— Robyn Schneider
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation.
— Kevin Connolly
He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.
— Nenia Campbell
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
— Kin Hubbard
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.
— Katt Williams
A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler
— Margaret Mitchell
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.
— Graham Parke
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
— Joan Rivers
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
— Karl Pilkington
It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.
— Josh Lucas
She promised herself that from now on she would try to sit as close to Neal as possible. She could not kick someone eight chairs away.
— Tamora Pierce
He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met.
— Jamie Farrell
When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.
— Milton Jones
Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead.
— Claud Cockburn
My father was a small claims court jester.
— Steven Wright
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
— Christopher Moore
I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.
— Lauren Child
Heaven's Bakery help them all.
— Jamie Farrell
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda
— Steven Wright
