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How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing. — Joyce Rachelle

me in bed - with a honeymoon present. Some of them were small, some were funny jokes, and some were extravagant, but every present came straight — James Patterson

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. — Steven Wright

You're doing this for Kimmie for free."
"I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show. — William Shakespeare

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked. — Henny Youngman

It' so funny how small moments can ruin everything. — Robyn Schneider

It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods. — Geraldine Ferraro

That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6, can do things only a small man can do. — Jerry Coleman

It takes the same effort to dream small or dream big. Dream big! — Mani Maran

It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation. — Kevin Connolly

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small. — Nenia Campbell

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee. — Kin Hubbard

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. — Katt Williams

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

My town's quite small and you kinda recognize everyone when you see them, so I definitely get funny looks from people. — Birdy

Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening. — Graham Parke

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences. — Joan Rivers

Put me down, I'm too heavy."
"You're small enough to fit in my pocket. — Sarah Mayberry

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. — Karl Pilkington

It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. — Josh Lucas

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow

I made a birdhouse," he said confidently. "And I painted it to look like Hogwarts. — Megan Duke

When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot. — Tim Conway

She promised herself that from now on she would try to sit as close to Neal as possible. She could not kick someone eight chairs away. — Tamora Pierce

He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met. — Jamie Farrell

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony. — Milton Jones

...he was such an ass - I mean if he was any more of an ass, he'd be saddled and ridden in a small pueblo in Mexico.
--Ashland — Lila Felix

Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead. — Claud Cockburn

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem

My father was a small claims court jester. — Steven Wright

I have given my all Funny how you could always make me feel small — Nicki Minaj

Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island. — Christopher Moore

Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny. — Bill Hader

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny. — Lauren Child

Heaven's Bakery help them all. — Jamie Farrell

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda — Steven Wright

Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose. — L. Frank Baum

I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it. — Robert Pattinson