
The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions. —
David Letterman

Simmer down, crouching demon, hidden Warden. —
Jennifer L. Armentrout

Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate. —
Woody Allen

The things that come to us easily, our propensities, are carried on a deep subconscious level into our next life. There are no coincidences. —
Raquel Cepeda

It's not like you can wake up and realize, 'Oh, I want intimacy,' and then it happens that day. —
Joey Lauren Adams

Once Trump got his hands around this promising idea, he basically strangled it. —
Joe Nocera

the all too human need to conjure symbolic meaning from meaningless events. —
Steven Erikson

You'd be wise not to judge me based on one flaming wiener. —
Tracy March

You must grow and you must learn something about yourself everyday, you must make your commitment to making yourself better for the rest of your life. —
Austin V. Songer