Slap Quotes
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Slap Quotes & Sayings
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Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man. - Daenerys Targaryen
— George R R Martin
When I was younger and my parents used to always slap my hand if I was picking my nose or if I was running around screaming I was told to shut up.
— Prince William
Snow in April is abominable," said Anne. "Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.
— L.M. Montgomery
The slap heard around the world." ~~ John from Just...Breathe — Angela Fattig
Brother Ralston smiles fondly, only too willing to believe in my womanly frailty. If it weren't to my advantage, I'd slap the smile from his face.
— Jessica Spotswood
I don't fear stopping a 100 mph slap shot. I fear not stopping it!
— Roberto Luongo
Every dish doesn't have to be showy, and every dish doesn't have to slap you in the face with technique.
— Wylie Dufresne
You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.
— Cinda Williams Chima
They cut the umbilical cord, give you a slap on the ass, and presto! you're out in the world, adrift, a ship without a rudder.
— Henry Miller
I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.
— Stephenie Meyer
Shtting fucking hell! I slap my hand over my lips to stop my mental explicit language from falling out of my mouth.
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
If you want to build a car, you don't slap a bunch of iron ore, some sand, a rubber tree, and a couple of cows together and call it good
— Patricia C. Wrede
I was looking for an excuse to slap my handcuffs on you and haul your ass back to my place.
— Allan Krummenacker
I'll never hit a lady, but I'll slap a bitch.
— L. H. Cosway
Someone had definitely thrown down a glove. Jan was more than ready to pick it up and slap them with it.
— Eve Langlais
The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap.
— Martin Compston
To some people you may give not your hand, but only a slap with a paw: and I would at your paw might also have claws.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!
— Chris Tucker
And he took the slap like a man. No whining. What else do you want from a fella?
— Allan Dare Pearce
I could feel the muscles in my face twitch as his response sunk into me. It was a resounding no with a slap of you fucking drunk attached.
— Cassandra Giovanni
Every time I hear writers talk about 'the muse,' I just want to bitch-slap them. It's a job. Do your job.
— Nora Roberts
He smirks at me and it makes me want to slap his face. No, kiss his face. Wait ... definately slap his face.
— Sawyer Bennett
It isn't your problem." She leaned back, glaring and speaking. "Yeah. That's the part that makes me want to slap you upside your head.
— Kristen Ashley
Always expect a kick in the teeth," said Millon, "so that when you get a slap in the chops, it seems like a triumph.
— Jasper Fforde
I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.
— Kathy Lette
I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.
— Marlon Brando
Too much slap, not enough tickle.
— C.D. Reiss
You see a guy, is what you see. Only God got distracted before he could slap a dick on me and went on to the next in line.
— Stephen King
There will never be a day you feel unloved by me. And if you ever should, you have permission to slap me.
— Corinne Michaels
People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw in a wrestling ring is not who I am.
— Dave Bautista
So it is worse to slap a baby than a horse, if both slaps are administered with equal force.
— Peter Singer
I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that's already done. It's dress up for your hair!
— Felicity Huffman
Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf.
— Jim Davis
Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to death?
— Mark Alders
Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Because it's easier to slap on a Band-Aid than to open a would and clean it out.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
Okay." I held up my hands in surrender. "I just don't understand this, Mel. Don't bitch-slap the table. It's not its fault.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.
— Markus Zusak
I could slap the shit out of you right now, but I won't because I know you'd enjoy it too much,
— Katie Ashley
If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.
— Paul O'Grady
My palms itched to have a close encounter of the bitch-slap kind with his face.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all.
— Sterling Hayden
Anyone hurts my family, I slap them down. A man does for family. That's one of the rules I got from my pa. His rules for being a man.
— Allan Dare Pearce
Doran set it in front of her with a grin that made her want to slap him so hard his grandkids would feel it.
— Melissa Landers
...that is what a salesmanship is all about: feign thankfulness when you want to slap at the opponent's face.
— Girdhar Joshi
Ammu quickly learned to recognize and despise the ugly face of sympathy. They ... gloated. She fought off the urge to slap them.
— Arundhati Roy
If her hormones had a face, she would slap it.
— Melissa Grey
When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.
— Cristian L. Martinez
Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly.
— Ted Dekker
She wants to slap everyone today, to pick up the whole sweat-slick City and punch its lights out.
— Emma Donoghue
There's only so many times a person can call you a pea-brain before you just snap and slap the shit out of them.
— Angela Roquet
Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you.
— Shannon L. Alder
I needed to get a handle on this girlish exhilaration. This girlish exhilaration needed a reality check. Maybe even a bitch-slap.
— L. H. Cosway
Handbags, I don't at all like them because they occupy my hands. My hands always have to be ready in case I need to slap somebody.
— Miriam Defensor Santiago
No, no, you needn't slap me; I am not at all hysterical.
— Elizabeth Peters
It was then that I thought: Judith I could slap your face for a whole day and not stop even for lunch.
— Graham Joyce
I'm tryin' to figure out whether I'm gonna slap some sense into you or fuck the shit outta you.
— Madeline Sheehan
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar.
— Michelle Dockery
I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.
— Louise Rennison
The slap of a friend is trusted to help you ... but the kisses of an enemy is nothing but lies
— Anonymous
My mouth is an inch from hers, and I wait for her to slap me or push me away, but then she closes her eyes, and that's when I know - I'm in. Okay
— Jennifer Niven
I wanted to slap him, and then pull him up by his shirt and lick his neck.
— Christina Lauren
Every award for me is important because it means a slap against militarism and fascism in Indonesia.
— Pramoedya Ananta Toer
I certainly never get above my station - my family would soon slap me back down to earth.
— Sheridan Smith
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!
— Anthony Foley
Running, the music flew into him, became the wind that pushed back his hair and the slap of his own feet on the pavement.
— Ann Patchett
Snape is vindictive, he's cruel. He's not a big man. But he loves. I like him, but I'd also like to slap him hard.
— J.K. Rowling
I'm always have been in my life a big protector of women. If I see a guy slap a girl I would rip their head off; I'm very like that.
— Vinnie Jones
dazed mind. Early morning rays highlighted the water stains shining through the slap-dash
— Dale Mayer
I wish you could have felt that slap I wish you could feel the pain.
— Neal Shusterman
