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The question is not how to get managers' emotional commitment but why manager's don't give it even if they like their company. — Stan Slap

Sometimes I want to slap some of the characters with their own book. — Anonymous

Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man. - Daenerys Targaryen — George R R Martin

When I was younger and my parents used to always slap my hand if I was picking my nose or if I was running around screaming I was told to shut up. — Prince William

Snow in April is abominable," said Anne. "Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss. — L.M. Montgomery

The slap heard around the world."
~~ John from Just...Breathe — Angela Fattig

Brother Ralston smiles fondly, only too willing to believe in my womanly frailty. If it weren't to my advantage, I'd slap the smile from his face. — Jessica Spotswood

I don't fear stopping a 100 mph slap shot. I fear not stopping it! — Roberto Luongo

Every dish doesn't have to be showy, and every dish doesn't have to slap you in the face with technique. — Wylie Dufresne

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. — Cinda Williams Chima

Who lives in a pineapple under your jeans?" He sang softly. "SpongeBob booty pants!" He ended his little song with a soft slap to my rear. — L.D. Davis

Don't make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will. — H.M. Ward

Slap my ass and call me a tramp. You're responsible for this? — Tiffany King

They cut the umbilical cord, give you a slap on the ass, and presto! you're out in the world, adrift, a ship without a rudder. — Henry Miller

The critics slap labels on you and then expect you to talk inside their terms. — Doris Lessing

I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her. — Stephenie Meyer

Shtting fucking hell! I slap my hand over my lips to stop my mental explicit language from falling out of my mouth. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

No manager wants success completely defined on the company's terms. They want success defined by their own terms too. — Stan Slap

A slap wouldn't have pulled me out of the trance any faster. — Chloe Neill

If you want to build a car, you don't slap a bunch of iron ore, some sand, a rubber tree, and a couple of cows together and call it good — Patricia C. Wrede

I was looking for an excuse to slap my handcuffs on you and haul your ass back to my place. — Allan Krummenacker

When you begin to wait for miracles, you give God a slap in the face. — Sunday Adelaja

I'll never hit a lady, but I'll slap a bitch. — L. H. Cosway

Someone had definitely thrown down a glove. Jan was more than ready to pick it up and slap them with it. — Eve Langlais

I don't get it. Scratch, bite, squeal, slap. Why do women fight like that? They've got fists. It's embarrassing to our entire gender. — J.D. Robb

The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and I love it. — Stacey Jay

The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap. — Martin Compston

I knew one guaranteed way to remove someone else's smirk; too bad for me I was handcuffed and couldn't reach Owen's face to slap it. — J.M. Miller

To some people you may give not your hand, but only a slap with a paw: and I would at your paw might also have claws. — Friedrich Nietzsche

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun! — Chris Tucker

And he took the slap like a man. No whining. What else do you want from a fella? — Allan Dare Pearce

I could feel the muscles in my face twitch as his response sunk into me. It was a resounding no with a slap of you fucking drunk attached. — Cassandra Giovanni

Every time I hear writers talk about 'the muse,' I just want to bitch-slap them. It's a job. Do your job. — Nora Roberts

He smirks at me and it makes me want to slap his face. No, kiss his face. Wait ... definately slap his face. — Sawyer Bennett

It isn't your problem." She leaned back, glaring and speaking. "Yeah. That's the part that makes me want to slap you upside your head. — Kristen Ashley

Always expect a kick in the teeth," said Millon, "so that when you get a slap in the chops, it seems like a triumph. — Jasper Fforde

I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch. — Kathy Lette

I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass. — Marlon Brando

Too much slap, not enough tickle. — C.D. Reiss

You see a guy, is what you see. Only God got distracted before he could slap a dick on me and went on to the next in line. — Stephen King

There will never be a day you feel unloved by me. And if you ever should, you have permission to slap me. — Corinne Michaels

People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw in a wrestling ring is not who I am. — Dave Bautista

So it is worse to slap a baby than a horse, if both slaps are administered with equal force. — Peter Singer

I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that's already done. It's dress up for your hair! — Felicity Huffman

Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf. — Jim Davis

Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to death? — Mark Alders

Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Some of the Reboots were gazing at her with such awe and excitement that I wanted to slap them and tell them to stop being weird. — Amy Tintera

Because it's easier to slap on a Band-Aid than to open a would and clean it out. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Okay." I held up my hands in surrender. "I just don't understand this, Mel. Don't bitch-slap the table. It's not its fault. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. — Jon Heder

Even Adam Smith's "invisible hand" occasionally needs a slap on the wrist. — Bill Mech

Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day. — Markus Zusak

I could slap the shit out of you right now, but I won't because I know you'd enjoy it too much, — Katie Ashley

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya. — Paul O'Grady

You have right to be angry, insult and slap. But later you have to forgive. — M.F. Moonzajer

This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap? - Kat — Jenny Han

Laurent had stopped dead the moment he had seen Damen, his face turning white as though in reaction to a slap, or an insult. — C.S. Pacat

My palms itched to have a close encounter of the bitch-slap kind with his face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

(From Slices) Her skirt's so short, she's advertisin' the promised land. Somebody oughta slap her naked, then set a match to that git-up. — Savannah

I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all. — Sterling Hayden

You've landed slap bang in hell, so you'd better make the most of it. — Paulo Coelho

Anyone hurts my family, I slap them down. A man does for family. That's one of the rules I got from my pa. His rules for being a man. — Allan Dare Pearce

Shrapnel and a wave of sand struck the side like a bitch-slap from God Himself. — James Rollins

Chiron said the word assist as if meant slap upside the head with extreme prejudice. — Rick Riordan

There is no safe container to store your values while you're at work; not living your deepest values will leak on you — Stan Slap

Doran set it in front of her with a grin that made her want to slap him so hard his grandkids would feel it. — Melissa Landers

...that is what a salesmanship is all about: feign thankfulness when you want to slap at the opponent's face. — Girdhar Joshi

Ammu quickly learned to recognize and despise the ugly face of sympathy. They ... gloated. She fought off the urge to slap them. — Arundhati Roy

If her hormones had a face, she would slap it. — Melissa Grey

Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you — Unknown

When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face. — Cristian L. Martinez

Sin thrives in the dungeon, but slap it on the table for all to see, and it withers rather quickly. — Ted Dekker

She wants to slap everyone today, to pick up the whole sweat-slick City and punch its lights out. — Emma Donoghue

There's only so many times a person can call you a pea-brain before you just snap and slap the shit out of them. — Angela Roquet

Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you. — Shannon L. Alder

I needed to get a handle on this girlish exhilaration. This girlish exhilaration needed a reality check. Maybe even a bitch-slap. — L. H. Cosway

I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands. — Ludacris

Handbags, I don't at all like them because they occupy my hands. My hands always have to be ready in case I need to slap somebody. — Miriam Defensor Santiago

No, no, you needn't slap me; I am not at all hysterical. — Elizabeth Peters

'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross person getting a hug. — Dan Harmon

It was then that I thought: Judith I could slap your face for a whole day and not stop even for lunch. — Graham Joyce

If they wanted to slap my photo onto cereal boxes? Perfect. Leotards? Makes sense. Tampons? Sure, I'd go with the flow. (Ha.) — R.S. Grey

I'm tryin' to figure out whether I'm gonna slap some sense into you or fuck the shit outta you. — Madeline Sheehan

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. — Michelle Dockery

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate. — Louise Rennison

The slap of a friend is trusted to help you ... but the kisses of an enemy is nothing but lies — Anonymous

He looks like someone who could slap you or kiss you and you wouldn't be able to tell which one is coming and it would mean the same thing either way. — Alden Bell

My mouth is an inch from hers, and I wait for her to slap me or push me away, but then she closes her eyes, and that's when I know - I'm in. Okay — Jennifer Niven

I wanted to slap him, and then pull him up by his shirt and lick his neck. — Christina Lauren

It was like a slap. I dont remember her being mean before that. It made Miranda smile. The smile that unlocked something in Beth like a key — Karen Foxlee

Every award for me is important because it means a slap against militarism and fascism in Indonesia. — Pramoedya Ananta Toer

I certainly never get above my station - my family would soon slap me back down to earth. — Sheridan Smith

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley

Running, the music flew into him, became the wind that pushed back his hair and the slap of his own feet on the pavement. — Ann Patchett

Snape is vindictive, he's cruel. He's not a big man. But he loves. I like him, but I'd also like to slap him hard. — J.K. Rowling

I'm always have been in my life a big protector of women. If I see a guy slap a girl I would rip their head off; I'm very like that. — Vinnie Jones

dazed mind. Early morning rays highlighted the water stains shining through the slap-dash — Dale Mayer

I wish you could have felt that slap I wish you could feel the pain. — Neal Shusterman

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around. — Rick Reilly