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Wow," she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise."
"You are not easy to get along with," Skulduggery said. — Derek Landy

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.'
Skulduggery Pleasant — Derek Landy

I love you all, even those I don't
particularly like. That's you, Beryl. — Derek Landy

Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer. — Derek Landy

Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it. — Derek Landy

Ah, bless. I've missed her. Do you have bullets?"

"Uh, no."

Skulduggery paused. "Excellent. — Derek Landy

And I won't be needing a sword to kill you." He strode towards Skulduggery, who raised his hand. "Um, since you're not going to be using it, can I? — Derek Landy

Valkyrie smiled patiently. I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket? — Derek Landy

I've had years to see the funny side. — Derek Landy

Have you ever heard of Remnants? - Skulduggery — Derek Landy

Serpine: No, my old enemy, I think for the moment anyway, we're all alone. And you have something I want
Skulduggery: A winning sense of style? — Derek Landy

Bravery, after all, isn't the absence of fear. Bravery is the acknowledgement and the conquering of fear. — Derek Landy

Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough — Derek Landy

Skulduggery walked over slowly. He had picked up his severed arm and was now holding it out to her.
"Here," he said. "Let me give you a hand. — Derek Landy

I love stories with a happy ending, Inspector Me said. — Derek Landy

Ryan, you're not real. You don't exist ... You're Deacon Maybury," Skulduggery said. "You're a hiding place who thinks it's a boy. — Derek Landy

The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend - Skulduggery Pleasant. — Derek Landy

Strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness — Derek Landy

Skulduggery, she's not being professional - Tanith Low — Derek Landy

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face. — Derek Landy

Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different. — Derek Landy

I'm sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending? — Derek Landy

Tell me: do you ever actually remember having a heart, or were you born dead? — Derek Landy

Skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author. — Derek Landy

It was a trap. It was so obviously a trap.
Darquesse smiled. — Derek Landy

I don't show off. I merely demonstrate my abilities at opportune times. — Derek Landy

Valkyrie: "You are such a moron."
Skulduggery: "Don't be jealous of my genius. — Derek Landy

Cow - Tanith Low — Derek Landy

Valkyrie: Guild doesn't like me
Skulduggery: That's true
Valkyrie: He doesn't like you either
Skulduggery: Now that is mystifying. — Derek Landy

You need to find yourself a new hero. - Skulduggery Pleasant. — Derek Landy

You hear things."
"Do I?"
"People talk to you."
"I am very approachable. — Derek Landy

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven."
"Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy

Serpine: You have caused me so much trouble over the years detective. It's almost a shame to end it
Skulduggery: You're surrendering? — Derek Landy

The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car. — Derek Landy

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized. — Derek Landy

To betray is to act against, I just haven't acted at all - China Sorrows — Derek Landy

Peace means nothing without freedom. — Derek Landy

Mum, Dad, Fergus... this is Skulduggery Pleasant — Derek Landy

That girl," Skulduggery muttered, "never does what she's bloody well told ... — Derek Landy

He said he was Lord Vile. - Skulduggery — Derek Landy

Do not try to hit me again." "How about me?" Skulduggery said as he ran up behind him. "Can I hit you? — Derek Landy

Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.'
'Do we have the right plan?'
'Not yet.'
'Do we have any plan?'
'Not yet. — Derek Landy

Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need. — Derek Landy

Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It's lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work.
-Skulduggery — Derek Landy

Serpine underestimates you. Everyone underestimates you. You're stronger than they know. You're stronger than you know - Skulduggery — Derek Landy

I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things. — Derek Landy

It would be fun," Skulduggery nodded. "I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like. — Derek Landy

Stephanie had no problem doing what she
was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she
should. — Derek Landy

Kindness suits you."
"Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it. — Derek Landy

I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?" Skulduggery asked. "I don't think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you. — Derek Landy

Lil' Darlin - Billy-Ray Sanguine — Derek Landy

Do you have a weapon for me, or do you want me to beat her to death with a large stick? - Mr Bliss — Derek Landy

Skulduggery tilted his head. "Do you have a car?" "Nope." "Then we'll take mine." "Probably wise. I think I've forgoten how to drive. — Derek Landy

You'll know they've spotted us when they screech," Skulduggery told her. The creatures screeched. — Derek Landy

The fate of the world depends upon whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives ..." ~ Skulduggery Pleasant — Derek Landy

We live in a time of fear," Skulduggery said, "where we're too scared of upsetting the status quo to ask the questions we need to be asking. — Derek Landy

If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a brave and heroic death. — Derek Landy

The sparrow flies south for the winter. — Derek Landy

You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.'
Skulduggery — Derek Landy

Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? - Skulduggery Pleasant. — Derek Landy