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People say that if you want to get over someone you should think about them sitting on a toilet, but that only makes me want them more. — Charli Frisky

Not every novel that wants to be a tragedy gets to be one. — Jane Smiley

I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do. — Frank Zappa

Positive thought waves Can Work Wonders ... It's Called Mind over matter. Start Projecting The life you Want To Live & Then Go Out and Live It! — Timothy Pina

She was quite promiscuous, to the point where dating her was similar to the experience of sitting on a warm toilet seat: — Tucker Max

Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became. — Anton Szandor LaVey

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book. — Don Rickles

No one else sees you as the villain here, but you gotta stop being a victim babe. — Jordan Silver

You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle. — William J. Clinton

It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away. — Janet Evanovich

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin

Work like a horse
live like a king — Palash