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Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it' — Tommy Cooper

The real world has always been far more exciting and funny and dangerous to me than anything somebody could conjure up sitting in front of a computer. — Tony Scott

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony. — Johnny Carson

Therefore remember: Always fall asleep with peaceful and harmonious thoughts or with thoughts of success, health and inner peacefulness. — Franz Bardon

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. — David Sedaris

The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians. — Maria Semple

Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows. — Wendy Lichtman

I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading 'Ta-Da!' magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story. — Dave Attell

The days come and go but they say nothing, and if we do not use the gifts they bring, they carry them as silently away. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I used to love assemblies because it got me out of class. — John Oates

Good authors worry about genres great authors don't. — Frank X. Gaspar

I applaud those who speak, but I admire those who act. — Steve Maraboli

Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream I'm the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat. — Kristi Cook

To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny. — Jens Lehmann

What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up. — Fran Lebowitz

I have another horse, Kate Connolly, if you want to ride one of the capaill uisce — Maggie Stiefvater

Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G ! — Joel N. Ross

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop? — Woody Allen

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over. — Milton Jones

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. — Florynce Kennedy

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra

Who is sitting in that empty chair? — Eugene Ormandy

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world. — Sophie Kinsella

The next challenge for Christianity is to remind Europeans that we are called to seek the truth. — Timothy Radcliffe

I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. — Kristen Stewart

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's funny to me that power comes from sitting behind a desk. It should come from spending yourself. — Kirsty Eagar

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour. — Lincoln Child