Sitting Funny Quotes
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Sitting Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
— Johnny Carson
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
— David Sedaris
The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians.
— Maria Semple
Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows.
— Wendy Lichtman
The days come and go but they say nothing, and if we do not use the gifts they bring, they carry them as silently away.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Good authors worry about genres great authors don't.
— Frank X. Gaspar
I applaud those who speak, but I admire those who act.
— Steve Maraboli
Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream I'm the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat.
— Kristi Cook
To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny.
— Jens Lehmann
What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.
— Fran Lebowitz
I have another horse, Kate Connolly, if you want to ride one of the capaill uisce
— Maggie Stiefvater
Loretta started belting out a song: "Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !
— Joel N. Ross
What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
— Woody Allen
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
— Milton Jones
The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.
— Florynce Kennedy
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
— Pawan Mishra
Who is sitting in that empty chair?
— Eugene Ormandy
Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world.
— Sophie Kinsella
The next challenge for Christianity is to remind Europeans that we are called to seek the truth.
— Timothy Radcliffe
I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing.
— Kristen Stewart
Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
