Sitcom Quotes & Sayings
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The general image of a man in an American
sitcom is like a complete moron. You'd think the industry was run by a feminist cabal. —
Hanna Rosin

Acting in a
sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups. —
Bill Burr

I think the first thing that I really did was 'Traffic Light,' which was more of a half-hour
sitcom. And from there, I just got more comedic roles. —
Liza Lapira

Good actresses can often accomplish miracles, and it is possible to be someone you've never been or will be. But in a
sitcom, there's no time. —
Patricia Richardson

When we're onstage we're not literature, we're
sitcom. You have to have catchphrases. —
Julian Barnes

I've been very busy working on the ABC Family
sitcom, 'Baby Daddy.' —
Tahj Mowry

It takes a week to do a
sitcom in Hollywood. I do a show a day in my studio, three or four shows a week. —
Tyler Perry

With a
sitcom, everyday you do a run through, and people are judging you, and the scripts are being changed nightly, nightly, nightly. —
Amy Sherman-Palladino

The most dramatic moves I have made as an actor have been from stage to screen and from
sitcom to drama. —
Jasika Nicole

Nobody's ever kept their
sitcom character going after the show's off the air. —
Megan Mullally

A
sitcom. I hate that word. —
Angela Lansbury

I have to say ... Justine Bateman may be the most underrated
sitcom actress ever. —
Ron Eldard

I haven't done the things I've done to be in a
sitcom. —
Al Sharpton

When 'Family Guy' started, we wanted to make it more like a
sitcom. And there was very little music. —
Seth MacFarlane

Writing humour certainly involves pain. A
sitcom is 6 months of writing pain! —
Miranda Hart

We kinda hated
sitcoms when we sat down and talked about this. We wanted to do something that was in the
sitcom vain but totally different. —
Christopher Titus

The whole experience of doing a
sitcom is ... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it's also terrifying. —
Lea Thompson

I loved comedy, but I never saw myself as a
sitcom guy. I envisioned myself doing an hour drama or doing movies. —
Kevin Rahm

I was only 11 when we filmed the pilot. The idea of a rapper being a star on a
sitcom just wasn't heard of. —
Tatyana Ali

The writers are the stars of every really successful
sitcom. —
Betty White

I really loved when I started doing '70s Show,' though I had never acted before, so it was a great training ground being on a
sitcom. —
Topher Grace

I had developed a
sitcom with UPN, but it wasn't picked up. —
Charisma Carpenter

Are you laughing? I can feel you laughing. My life isn't funny!" "Babe, your life should be a prime-time
sitcom. —
Janet Evanovich

The
sitcom's traditional role has been to comfort the viewer who feels burdened by the unreality of American expectations. —
Lee Siegel

I couldn't get laid with a
sitcom and a rifle. —
Jim Norton

Every
sitcom needs their straight man or straight woman. —
Aarti Mann

On network TV, I'm still Phoebe to people, and it would be hard to convince them otherwise in the bright lights of a
sitcom. —
Lisa Kudrow

To be honest, I would never have imagined myself acting on a
sitcom that I didn't write. —
T. J. Miller

Reviews are written by people who don't understand the process of
sitcom. I don't read reviews of anything. I go by word of mouth. —
Miranda Hart

Horoscopes, like bad
sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to. —
Dov Davidoff

You know as well as I do that the family
sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades. —
Bill Engvall

I don't want to do television. A TV show
sitcom? I don't even watch TV. —
China Chow

When I was a kid I never knew the difference between a
sitcom and a drama. I just knew what my parents were watching and what was making them happy. —
Dan Harmon

I was the least impressed with, a woman who thought Henry Miller was a police
sitcom from the seventies. —
Tiffanie DeBartolo

We look at 'MyMusic' as the future of the
sitcom. —
Benny Fine

When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the
Sitcom with the Funny Voice. —
Julie Benz

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a
sitcom. —
Nicole Sullivan

I would love to have my own show, and whatever movies come up, that would be fun to do too. But I love TV, and I love the art of the half-hour
sitcom. —
Lindsey Shaw

Being on a
sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's. —
Jerry Stiller

I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a
sitcom today. —
Bob Newhart
Sitcom storylines are usually incredibly contrived. —
Josh Thomas

Five years is a good run for a
sitcom; seven is good, but usually, it's a couple years of staying past your welcome. —
Mike Scully

The strangest thing about writing a
sitcom, is never knowing if it will become anything but words on a page. —
Pippa Evans

When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the
sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does. —
Matt LeBlanc

Before 'Entourage,' I couldn't get a
sitcom. —
Kevin Dillon

Politics is not a picture on a wall or a television
sitcom that you can decide you don't much care for. —
Molly Ivins

I'm a latecomer to popular TV. This is rather new to me, being in a
sitcom. It's been an ambition of mine. —
Ian McKellen

I would consider a half hour
sitcom if the script was good. —
Sela Ward

What you aspire to on a
sitcom is the feeling of live comedy. —
John Lithgow

The only thing I miss from the
sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience. —
Ray Romano

It seems like all the
sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional. —
Kevin Nealon

Yeah, the
sitcom world is dead. It's all reality. —
Jamie Foxx

I can help you shape your
sitcom, I can help you think about what could make your sketch show better, but it won't help you get you a commission. —
John Lloyd

The key to any good comic strip or television
sitcom is to reset the board at the end of the episode because people like familiarity. —
Jeff Kinney

While growing up, every
sitcom you could think of, I would watch it, and I loved it. —
Jennifer Bini Taylor

The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a
sitcom and it goes. —
Craig Ferguson

I always wanted to be on a
sitcom. —
Victoria Jackson

When you end a successful
sitcom, the most sensible thing to do is go back to the theater. —
John Lithgow

I'd like to do a comedy, actually. I think it would be great to do a
sitcom or something like that. I'm pretty much open to anything. —
Rachel Nichols

The only way I will do a
sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it. —
Gabriel Iglesias

I have to warn you, I'm not just some
sitcom guy. I'm now an author. —
Bob Newhart

It's very rare for the Internet to have a successful narrative show like 'MyMusic.' It's really a case study for what is the future of the
sitcom. —
Benny Fine

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal
sitcom-writing contest with normal
sitcom writers, I'm going to lose. —
Dan Harmon

I bet I'm the only person in history who went from being the star of a
sitcom to the host of a public-access show in less than a year. —
Chris Gethard

My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family
sitcom.' —
Bill Engvall

I use a method approach to all my
sitcom work. —
Casey Wilson

I've always wanted to have a Greek
sitcom called Olive Lucy. —
Zach Galifianakis

A lot of the traditional
sitcom stuff I did - I think I could have gone that route when I was younger as a staff writer, and I just didn't want to. —
Brian Posehn

My wife, Katey Sagal, has transformed herself from a
sitcom cartoon to a dramatic powerhouse. —
Kurt Sutter

Definitely not a
sitcom, that's my first condition. No
sitcoms. —
Hector Elizondo