Sister Humor Quotes
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Sister Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Please tell me you did not bring me out here so you could tell me a very boring story about your sister.
— Cassandra Clare
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
— Steven Wright
My sister wanted a cat for a pet ... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
— Chic Murray
You will be so dead, dear Sister.
— Sitta Karina
She's not always bad, but she can be so strict. You use her bra once as a sling shot and she holds it against you forever.
— Ottilie Weber
Perhaps her giant bright-eyed sister had finally come to put her out of her misery just when things had gotten interesting.
— Alethea Kontis
I used to think that fifteen would be nearly grown up," said her sister Naomi, "until you started being it
— Hilary McKay
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
Don't use your mommy ninja skills on me.
— Ottilie Weber
At St. Bernardine's the nuns never liked me. Especially Sister Mary Bitch-and-a-Half. I think that was her biblical name.
— Kathy Griffin
Dan Cahill thought he had the most annoying big sister on the planet. And that was before she set fire to two million dollars.
— Rick Riordan
How could I have missed the opportunity to pop pills with my sister who was purer than a Quaker?
— Chelsea Handler
Bitten? You mean you're a-""A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister. — Cassandra Clare
Alice! You know I love you like a sister!""Words." she growled. — Stephenie Meyer
Ash, you're my sister and I love you. But some days you can be about as bright as a black hole.
— Karsten Knight
Wilson? He thinks she goes to see her sister in New York. He's so dumb he doesn't know he's alive.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Just those of us with sisters-in-laws who bounce off walls. I feel like I am watching a Ping-Pong ball. Settle down.
— Christine Feehan
Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her.
— Yvonne Tasker
My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity I had stolen.
— Chelsea Handler
Oh, gods. Not the flying!""I heard you mounted my sister well enough."
"I want you never to make that statement again. — G.A. Aiken
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Emma, you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass. — Anna Banks
My sister having so much to do, was going to church vicariously, that is to say, Joe and I were going.
— Charles Dickens
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
— Brendan Behan
Natalya: It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments.
— Brian K. Vaughan
Don't you see Blaynie." Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. "You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted.
— Shelly Laurenston
I asked her sister for a cell number, at least, but something tells me that 401-GO2-HELL is out of service.
— Jodi Picoult
That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister.
— Steve Alten
I love you like my own sister. Which is why I won't hesitate to tell you that I don't believe it.
— Emma Bull
Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.
— Michael Buckley
