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Sir Funny Quotes By Halliwell Hobbes: Given a choice of weapons with you sir,

Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar. — Halliwell Hobbes

Sir Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married.

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure! — Oscar Wilde

Sir Funny Quotes By K.A. Tucker: Mia bows dramatically. Welcome, kind Sir. Princess Mia

Mia bows dramatically. Welcome, kind Sir. Princess Mia has been awaiting your presence. — K.A. Tucker

Sir Funny Quotes By CM Punk: Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud! — CM Punk

Sir Funny Quotes By Stephen Crane: A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation. — Stephen Crane

Sir Funny Quotes By Cy Twombly: My parents were from New England. It's very

My parents were from New England. It's very funny, but when I grew up, you always had to say, 'Yes, ma'am' and 'Yes, sir.' — Cy Twombly

Sir Funny Quotes By Lois McMaster Bujold: I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe.""'Know

I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe."
"'Know thyself.'"
"We try, sir. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Sir Funny Quotes By David McCullough: Remove yourself, sir!

Remove yourself, sir! — David McCullough

Sir Funny Quotes By T.H. White: Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore."But the sword

Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore.
"But the sword said it, like I tell you."
"Talkative weapon," remarked Sir Grummore skeptically. — T.H. White

Sir Funny Quotes By Julian Fellowes: Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a

Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you?
Elsie: We do if something's funny, sir. — Julian Fellowes

Sir Funny Quotes By Robyn Carr: Bailey, where's your hat?""In my pocket, sir!""Why isn't

Bailey, where's your hat?"
"In my pocket, sir!"
"Why isn't it on your head?"
"Because I can't get my head in my pocket, sir! — Robyn Carr

Sir Funny Quotes By Charles Dickens: Dumb as a drum vith a hole in

Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir. — Charles Dickens

Sir Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: Do they allow tipping on the boat? -

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you. — Groucho Marx

Sir Funny Quotes By John Locke: Methinks Sir Robert should have carried his Monarchical

Methinks Sir Robert should have carried his Monarchical Power one step higher and satisfied the World, that Princes might eat their Subjects too. — John Locke

Sir Funny Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: Brookfield High School. How may I direct your

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

Sir Funny Quotes By Jack Vance: The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom",

The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere? — Jack Vance

Sir Funny Quotes By William Cosmo Monkhouse: There once was an old man of Lyme

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse

Sir Funny Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: What the heck kind of name was Sir?

What the heck kind of name was Sir? — Cherise Sinclair