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Single Life Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids
— Harvey MacKay
I invented adventures for myself and made up a life, so as at least to live in some way.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
Now there's a huge building in its place, what they call a shopping complex, as if shopping were a psychic disease.
— Margaret Atwood
I wanted to be cherished for the woman who screamed to get out of a world where perfection ruled. The little fat girl wanted to feel beautiful.
— Holly S. Roberts
But love is love, and love is compulsion. I must, and I do.
— Catherynne M Valente
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
Blue gives us an impression of cold, and thus, again, reminds us of shade. We have before spoken of its affinity with black.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ...
— Hiroko Sakai
Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist.
— Shahla Khan