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In another life, I would be your girl. Capable of making promises. We would rule the world. — Katy Perry

I can't go to the hardware store, cut a sheet in half and staple it to the window anymore. It doesn't fly. — James Badge Dale

Kiss me like you want to live.
- Lachlain. — Kresley Cole

In 1965, Gibson made the red one I use now, and a black one, which was the first black 335 they ever made. — Johnny Rivers

The measure of any man's virtue is what he would do, if he had neither the laws nor public opinion, nor even his own prejudices, to control him. — William Hazlitt

I am not content to entrust our free-speech rights to the good graces and whims of Congress and hope that politicians don't abuse their power. — Ted Cruz

if by putting distance between us, I could cure myself of the same disease. — Emma Cline

A college education shows a man how little other people know. — Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Should thousands of animals suffer so that a new kind of lipstick or floor wax can be put on the market? — Peter Singer

Give me a sword fight any day. — Joseph Fiennes

For how easy life must be for him. I wish I were bigger, stronger. Male. I wish I could make people stop worrying about me and my so called frailness. — Ally Carter

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw. — Jeremy Clarkson

And wasn't it amazing that an imperfection could make a perfect thing even more perfect? — Sandra Marton