Simple Humor Quotes
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Simple Humor Quotes & Sayings
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One very important key to maintaining our daily sanity is a simple scheduling tactic I call Putting Things the Hell Off.
— Ian Frazier
I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"
— Mitch Hedberg
Prospero the Enchanter's immediate reaction upon meeting his daughter is a simple declaration of: Well, fuck.
— Erin Morgenstern
Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.'Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that. — Douglas Adams
If everything about life could be as simple as calculus, my world would be just perfect." -Mia
— S.T. Bende
Sometimes it was daunting, knowing how easily I could break things. This one simple curse seemed to dominate my entire life.
— Brandon Sanderson
Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
— George Carlin
My film is very simple: An Eastern European story full of black humor about things everyone can feel and understand.
— Malgorzata Szumowska
She forgot: it was as simple as that. She just loved being with the guy. Possibly enough that not even their own wedding could screw it up.
— Tim Farrington
If you're going to read minds, start with a simple one.
— Richard Peck
Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard
— Josh Stern
I cross two fingers, a binary precaution against hex, effective as superconductor or simple superstition.
— Neil Gaiman
Wonderful", the Flatline said, "I never did like to do anything simple when I could do it ass-backwards.
— William Gibson
A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you.
— Khaled Hosseini
If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.
— Garrison Keillor
In spite of myself, I gave a snort. Just once, I'd like to hear a simple, straightforward prophecy.
— Cameron Dokey
The simple trill of her laugh has not declined over the years; if anything it's been buffeted by her endless sorrows and disappointments.
— Gary Shteyngart
Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?
— Terry Pratchett
A big part of wisdom is to learn which situations to get involved in, or not get involved in - it really is as simple as that.
— Art Hochberg
Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?
— Melissa Landers
sometimes the most simple things in the world can be the most beautiful.
— Rowena Beaumont Cherry
Simple shit makes this chick crap bubbles and rainbows -Beckett
— Debra Anastasia
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
— Winston S. Churchill
You have a faculty for defining the simplest in terms of the grandiose, so that a poor devil like me can't understand it.
— Malcolm Bradbury
