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Every time I wake up, I see myself like somebody beat me up. — Javier Bardem

Why do we hope when all hope is lost? — Brodi Ashton

A fallen blossom
returning to the bough, I thought
But no, a butterfly. — Arakida Moritake

I'm holding up, Lord willing and the creek don't rise. — Sara Evans

May I die like a dog rather than hasten the ripening of a sentence by a single second! — Gustave Flaubert

I have to start with elements of myself, which is what you always do as an actor. — Kate Baldwin

My favorite fighter is Phil Baroni, and I'm pretty sure it's yours too. — Phil Baroni

The seeker is the sought. — Osho

I've made more bad decisions at 3 in the morning then I can list! — Tim Gunn

The emptiness of your knowing everything about things you want to change, can't change anything. — Martin Edwards