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Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Javier Bardem: Every time I wake up, I see myself

Every time I wake up, I see myself like somebody beat me up. — Javier Bardem

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Brodi Ashton: Why do we hope when all hope is

Why do we hope when all hope is lost? — Brodi Ashton

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Arakida Moritake: A fallen blossomreturning to the bough, I thought

A fallen blossom
returning to the bough, I thought
But no, a butterfly. — Arakida Moritake

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Sara Evans: I'm holding up, Lord willing and the creek

I'm holding up, Lord willing and the creek don't rise. — Sara Evans

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Gustave Flaubert: May I die like a dog rather than

May I die like a dog rather than hasten the ripening of a sentence by a single second! — Gustave Flaubert

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Pope Francis: For the sake of peace, religious beliefs must

For the sake of peace, religious beliefs must never be allowed to be abused in the cause of violence and war. — Pope Francis

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Bill Murray: The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good

The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave. — Bill Murray

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Kate Baldwin: I have to start with elements of myself,

I have to start with elements of myself, which is what you always do as an actor. — Kate Baldwin

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Phil Baroni: My favorite fighter is Phil Baroni, and I'm

My favorite fighter is Phil Baroni, and I'm pretty sure it's yours too. — Phil Baroni

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Osho: The seeker is the sought.

The seeker is the sought. — Osho

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Tim Gunn: I've made more bad decisions at 3 in

I've made more bad decisions at 3 in the morning then I can list! — Tim Gunn

Simple And Short Funny Quotes By Martin Edwards: The emptiness of your knowing everything about things

The emptiness of your knowing everything about things you want to change, can't change anything. — Martin Edwards