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I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.
— Mitch Hedberg
We signed to play until the day we died, and we did.
— Jimmy Greaves
After two years in the songwriting world, I wrote 'All About That Bass.' L.A. Reid heard it and signed me as an artist.
— Meghan Trainor
I have signed a pact with life: we will not get in each other's way
— Janusz Korczak
I love reading. I'm fortunate enough to have signed books by Faulkner, Steinbeck, Thomas Pynchon.
— John Larroquette
I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book 'Fight Club' by Chuck Palahniuk.
— Jen Lancaster
I signed to Def Jam and within two months, I heard that Ja Rule was looking for someone to do a song with.
— Christina Milian
If I didn't believe in this team and this organization and the direction that we're headed, I wouldn't have signed the extension.
— LeBron James
When I first got signed, I bought a vintage guitar from the 1930s for £1000. I've bought a £400 SLR camera, too, which was quite extravagant.
— Gabrielle Aplin
signed. His mind turned
— Loreth Anne White
Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it.
— Jenny Offill
During my first term in Congress, I signed a pledge that I will take no more earmarks and I've been faithful to that pledge.
— Michele Bachmann
Whenever a treaty of peace is signed, God is present.
— Nachman Of Breslov
Hearth signed, 'is it talking? I don't read sword lips.''what is he saying?' Jack asked. 'I don't read elf hands — Rick Riordan
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
— Darynda Jones
When I got signed, I wanted to be involved in a charity, but it was hard because I didn't know which problems to start with.
— Tyler Hilton
And it was signed simply "George.
— Alan Bradley
Of my merit On that pint you yourself may jedge: All is, I never drink no sperit, Nor I haint never signed no pledge.
— James Russell Lowell
Singing was always quite a private thing ... I don't think my own mum even heard me sing until after I signed with Sony just out of high school!
— Brooke Fraser
My mom is very excited for the fact that I got signed and, of course, being a mom, she's going to be a little worried.
— Leon Bridges
I feel so sorry that many Christians live in bondage even though Jesus has signed their release form with His own blood.
— Brother Yun
If I recall correctly, I think I signed my first contract with Tor in 1983.
— L.E. Modesitt Jr.
I am sorry, but I cannot be friends with a goddess, because I have signed a contract with a devil.
— Lelouch Vi Britannia
There is no doubt that I would have won more honours had I signed for Manchester United as a youngster.
— Michael Owen
Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.
— Craig Kilborn
Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.
— Robert Orben
I don't mind cleaning up the mess that some other folks made, that's what I signed up to do
— Barack Obama
I'd signed six things and my stack wasn't getting any smaller. It was like the paperwork was breeding while I worked.
— Ilona Andrews
When I signed a contract, I was here to play 162 games.
— Eddie Murray
Dick Moss, my agent. Dick became my agent in 1979 when I signed my contract with the Houston Astros.
— Nolan Ryan
I've signed four autographs for Sam Worthington in L.A., and I haven't told any of the people that I'm not him.
— Joel Edgerton
I was keenly aware when I was drafted, when I signed my first contract; immediately, I was thinking about the end.
— Grant Hill
A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.
— Andy Zaltzman
I always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could.
— Frank Langella
Life is a bit hard sometimes, and sometimes you have to step up and fight fights that you never signed up for.
— Joel Spolsky
There is no question that engagement requires sacrifice, but that's what we signed up for when we decided to become parents.
— Brene Brown
When I was 17, I signed my record deal and passed my driver's test. It was a very good year!
— Conor Maynard
We were signed to a label that wanted us to remain little girls who appealed to other little girls, who were cute and non-threatening.
— Siobhan Fahey
The framework for peace signed by Egypt and Israel is almost a peace treaty. We solved the problem for the peace treaty 98%.
— Menachem Begin
I've signed a contract with the Dutch national team until 2006. So I can win the World Cup not once but twice.
— Louis Van Gaal
I signed up with Kundalini yoga teacher training, which has been shifting me in some really beautiful ways.
— Angela Lindvall
Early this morning, I signed my death warrant.
— Michael Collins
The only time that my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
— Woody Allen
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.
— Jim Gaffigan
There will be a Jussie Smollett album. I signed to Columbia. So, darling, I'm label mates with Beyonce and Adele and Barbra Streisand.
— Jussie Smollett
As governor of Lagos, I never signed a cheque and never fixed contract prices.
— Babatunde Fashola
After all, Bill Clinton is the guy that signed welfare reform.
— Rush Limbaugh
If I hadn't had a childhood career, I probably would've signed a contract with the first person I came across.
— Shania Twain
Shukhov had figured it all out. If he didn't sign he'd be shot. If he signed he'd still get a chance to live. So he signed.
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I'm only 5 ft. 7 in. tall, and for modelling, that's small, so I wasn't getting signed, but I kept on pushing.
— Charlotte McKinney
I know for a fact that if there's a role which I am suited for, I'll be signed on. I'll never go begging.
— Aishwarya Rai Bachchan
I am going into the adult market because they don't care what label you are signed to or who you know.
— Luther Campbell
So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?
— Frank Skinner
When I signed the license, I thought the media wasn't going to pick up on it if I used my real name, Nicholai Hilton.
— Nicky Hilton
I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.
— Roseanne Barr
Dex The Dick. Dex The Kind Grump was shoving his tongue down my throat. My boss. Dex. Charlie. The guy who signed my paychecks.
— Mariana Zapata
Apollo Records signed me for my gospel ability.
— Solomon Burke
Drawn up and signed by the proper parties, wherein Epps acknowledged he
— Solomon Northup
I never talk about a job before the contract is signed and I've shot the first three days.
— Grant Bowler
A man who worships the Creator is a book signed by the Author.
— Robert Mullin
Sometimes it was the journey that counted and every one of them had signed on for an odyssey.
— Evan Currie
I HAVE A HEARTBURN AND DIAHREA AT THE MOMENTLIFE'S ABITCH. CHAT LATER?
[signed] SORE TUSH — Mitch Albom
Her kiss could kill us, and my consent signed our death certificates, selfishly and without control. (Eric)
— Shannon A. Thompson
The best part of being signed by a major label was having the support of a big company behind me and the ability to meet new artists and producers.
— Jessica Sanchez
When it comes to giving advice, never do so unless you've first received a request in writing, signed by a lawyer.
— Marshall B. Rosenberg
I've signed a few sneakers in my day.
— Ja Rule
I sang everything - R&B slow jams, Spanish slow jams, romantic reggaeton - and I really didn't care which I got signed for.
— Prince Royce
Gotta bone ter pick with yeh. I've heard you've bin givin' out signed photos. How come I haven't got one?
— J.K. Rowling
I was under the impression I had signed a three-year contract. I want to be back. I expect to be back. I will be back.
— Greg Maddux
The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.
— Janet Evanovich
What makes a good client, to me, is one that signed on for the strategy as well as the execution, not just the end product.
— Gary Vaynerchuk
The war that exists between you and God can be over quickly, and the peace treaty is signed in the blood of [God's] Son Jesus Christ.
— Billy Graham
Don't worry, Alan. At least you'll be able to play close to a great team. (to Alan Ball, who'd just signed for Everton) — Bill Shankly
To be able to write 'Superman,' to be able to work with the legendary artist who is John Romita Jr., I signed on as soon as I could.
— Gene Luen Yang
Our lives are fictions, a work we leave behind, signed.
— Vanna Bonta
