Sick Humor Quotes: top 40 famous quotes about Sick Humor

Sick Humor Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Sick Humor quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Sick Humor Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man.

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg

Sick Humor Quotes By Miranda Kenneally: When God created the Earth, he had such

When God created the Earth, he had such a sick wicked sense of humor. He made everything that's wrong feel really, really good. — Miranda Kenneally

Sick Humor Quotes By Henny Youngman: All my wife does is shop - once

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman

Sick Humor Quotes By Mary E. Pearson: I beg your forgiveness, Your Eminence. I would

I beg your forgiveness, Your Eminence. I would not truly feed your face to the hogs. It might make them sick. — Mary E. Pearson

Sick Humor Quotes By Kenzie Western: Some people call me sick and twisted. I

Some people call me sick and twisted. I feel that I'm neither; I am instead a Romantic. — Kenzie Western

Sick Humor Quotes By Walter M. Miller Jr.: The dead must humor the mourners, he thought,

The dead must humor the mourners, he thought, and the sick must comfort the visitors. It was always so. — Walter M. Miller Jr.

Sick Humor Quotes By Natasha Larry: I'm really sick of people calling us insane.-Brianna

I'm really sick of people calling us insane.-Brianna Miller — Natasha Larry

Sick Humor Quotes By Claudia Gray: Maybe Ciena was right. Maybe the Force was

Maybe Ciena was right. Maybe the Force was bringing them together, over and over. If so, Thane decided, the Force had a sick sense of humor. — Claudia Gray

Sick Humor Quotes By Patricia Briggs: You are a sick, sick man," I told

You are a sick, sick man," I told him.
"Thank you," Ben replied, looking modest. — Patricia Briggs

Sick Humor Quotes By Alice Munro: It was comparable to getting sick from bad

It was comparable to getting sick from bad ventilation — Alice Munro

Sick Humor Quotes By Francois Truffaut: Film lovers are sick people.

Film lovers are sick people. — Francois Truffaut

Sick Humor Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: I had a sudden dismal view of my

I had a sudden dismal view of my future, of being led around and asked incessantly, like one of those Verizon commercials, Do you feel sick now? — Karen Marie Moning

Sick Humor Quotes By Betsy Lerner: I had officially joined the cacophony of sick

I had officially joined the cacophony of sick mother fuckers. — Betsy Lerner

Sick Humor Quotes By Patrick Swayze: Life sure has a sick sense of humor,

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it? — Patrick Swayze

Sick Humor Quotes By Robert Frost: I cut my own hair. I got sick

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. — Robert Frost

Sick Humor Quotes By Morrissey: Even I, as sick as I am, I

Even I, as sick as I am, I would never be you.
Even I, sick and depraved, a traveler to the grave, I would never be you. — Morrissey

Sick Humor Quotes By Nora Roberts: I'm going to treat myself to one of

I'm going to treat myself to one of these as a reward for not knocking himself unconscious with a skillet. — Nora Roberts

Sick Humor Quotes By Kelly Braffet: Nature has a pretty sick sense of humor.

Nature has a pretty sick sense of humor. — Kelly Braffet

Sick Humor Quotes By Judy Angelo: You hear that I'm nauseous and sick to

You hear that I'm nauseous and sick to my stomach and the first thing that comes to your mind is cancer? — Judy Angelo

Sick Humor Quotes By Ben Tolosa: I'm sick of being sick, but I would

I'm sick of being sick, but I would be sicker of being dead. — Ben Tolosa

Sick Humor Quotes By Jonas Eriksson: You sick bastard," she said."Yes, I guess you

You sick bastard," she said.
"Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied. — Jonas Eriksson

Sick Humor Quotes By Tom Waits: On my gravestone, I want it to say,

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick." — Tom Waits

Sick Humor Quotes By Lawrence Block: Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't

Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself. — Lawrence Block

Sick Humor Quotes By Fred Allen: I'm going to Boston to see my doctor.

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. — Fred Allen

Sick Humor Quotes By Deb Caletti: Holy Christ fate's got a fucking sick sense

Holy Christ fate's got a fucking sick sense of humor " he chuckled. — Deb Caletti

Sick Humor Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Sick Humor Quotes By S.K. Logsdon: Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon

Sick Humor Quotes By Siobhan Davis: He's a mass of contradictions. Unfortunately, that only

He's a mass of contradictions. Unfortunately, that only seems to enhance his appeal. I'm one sick bitch, that's for sure. — Siobhan Davis

Sick Humor Quotes By Ari Marmell: I felt like I'd just discovered my last

I felt like I'd just discovered my last big glass of milk had actually come from a bull. — Ari Marmell

Sick Humor Quotes By Art Hochberg: If you plan on becoming sick then guess

If you plan on becoming sick then guess what - you may get sick. If you don't plan on being sick you might get sick, but you won't feel victimized. — Art Hochberg

Sick Humor Quotes By Irving Berlin: You're not sick you're just in love.

You're not sick you're just in love. — Irving Berlin

Sick Humor Quotes By Marie Phillips: A blow job. Why did people do these

A blow job. Why did people do these things to each other? Artemis felt faintly sick. — Marie Phillips

Sick Humor Quotes By Maisey Yates: How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you

How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you're going on
a retreat and eating only lettuce? — Maisey Yates

Sick Humor Quotes By Flip Wilson: Get well cards have become so humorous that

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. — Flip Wilson

Sick Humor Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years:

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note! — Bob Monkhouse

Sick Humor Quotes By George Burns: When I was a boy the Dead Sea

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. — George Burns

Sick Humor Quotes By Erma Bombeck: Written on her tombstone: "I told you I

Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick. — Erma Bombeck

Sick Humor Quotes By Jane Austen: And pictures of perfection, as you know, make

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked. — Jane Austen

Sick Humor Quotes By Louise Rennison: You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick. — Louise Rennison

Sick Humor Quotes By Music Sales Corporation: I think that God's got a sick sense

I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing. — Music Sales Corporation