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I wish to God I knew as much about writing as I did when I was 19. I was absolutely certain about most things then. Also, I suspect, more accurate.
— John Steinbeck
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is.
— Mitch Hedberg
The threat and use of violence is stimulating nuclear proliferation along with jihadi terrorism.
— Noam Chomsky
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
— Henny Youngman
Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia — Sherrilyn Kenyon
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
— Mandy Patinkin
Heaven only knows why we love it so.
— Michael Cunningham
It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.
— David Walton
You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it.
— Carrie Fisher
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
— Les Dawson
I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.
— Daniel Tosh
I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.
— Robert Frost
I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just - way hot."Fang — James Patterson
You are a sick freak who should be beaten.
— Daniel Tosh
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
— Bob Monkhouse
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner
After school I all but ran to Gran's and it was funny how even with her so sick, being with her could still make me feel safe.
— Laura Wiess
I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better.
— Salma Hayek
Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand.
— S.K. Logsdon
Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.
— Eugene Ormandy
At any moment, you know, your manufactured cool could blow.
— Nicole Blackman
It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.
— Elizabeth Cruickshank
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
— George Burns
I would rather be a freeman among slaves than a slave among freemen.
— Jonathan Swift