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The girl must be looking for another hot-fudge shower, Ellen said. Then she, too, advanced on Leesha. — Cinda Williams Chima

I-I need a shower," she blurted, scrambling away from him. He raised his brows. "I'm in need of one myself. And we like to conserve water around here. — Kresley Cole

How oft a summer shower has started me; to seek the shelter of a hollow tree — John Clare

I write every day ... I never get ideas unless I'm actually writing. Ideas I get in the shower don't do me any good. — Janet Fitch

I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower. — Susan Boyle

Yo, Dekko, who do I gotta blow around here to get a shower? — Kresley Cole

I'm a mom - I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes. I've been so bad on the upkeep, though. — Idina Menzel

Bing Crosby sings like all people think they sing in the shower. — Dinah Shore

I like to sing around the bonfire, in my car and in the shower. — Jessica Pare

Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she's been accidentally delivered to a baby shower. — Justin Halpern

When I was growing up, in our house nudity was defined as the period of time between the shower and your towel. — Amy Cohen

She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I sold her an umbrella that would shield her from heavenly I love yous. — Jarod Kintz

My best ideas come in the shower, where I'm showered with water, but also ideas. — Ryan Lilly

I will send a shower of roses. — Therese Of Lisieux

A 'farm' today means 100,000 chickens in a space the size of a Motel 6 shower stall. — P. J. O'Rourke

Song ideas have come to me in the middle of interviews, in the shower, or while I'm writing another song. — Joe Satriani

Many are less fortunate than you' may not be a roof to live under, but it will serve to retire beneath in the event of a shower. — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

You want diamonds? I'll give you diamonds. I'll shower you in them. Hell, I'll get you a gown made out of them. But it's going to be skimpy. — Richelle Mead

I'm not bad at singing - at least in the shower. — Sean Bean

Alltami (n.)
The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps. — Douglas Adams

The soul, at peace, reflects the peace without, Forgetting grief as sunset skies forget The morning's transient shower. — Emma Lazarus

I believe people who shower twice a day are hiding a secret, or a sandwich. — Chelsea Handler

I step naked into the shower of truth - whole-hearted, bloody-minded, utterly selfish, no longer even pretending to enjoy or understand anything. — Selima Hill

The faint bruise on the side of her cheek had paled to a sickly yellow.
Imagine that. She'd fallen in the shower. Again.
Just ask Daddy. — Veronica Wolff

One cold shower in morning, is a great and unexpected from you. — Deyth Banger

The really witty man does not shower forth his wit so indiscriminately; — Cecil B. Hartley

He sendeth sun, he sendeth shower, alike they're needed to the flower; and joys and tears alike are sent to give the soul its nourishment. — Sarah Fuller Flower Adams

Right now he looks like he needs a shower and a shave, not to mention a few well-aimed slaps to wake him out of his stupor. — Victoria Aveyard

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva — Josh Groban

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. — Janet Evanovich

One small hand lifted to the shower head and he stilled. He'd yet to see her skin; the dragon had claimed her on scent alone. — Setta Jay

I think Saturday may be Latin for stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night. — Bart Millard

I can't help but care about the rights of the people I used to shower with. — Jack Kemp

I think a third shower might be necessary. — Wendy Higgins

She needed a hot shower, a warm bed, and me. — Penelope Douglas

He led me to the barn, where a Mexican man stood waiting for his turn at the shower. "Whole-aah, Toe-moss," he shouted. — David Sedaris

My shower doesn't make everything go away. The world doesn't feel like a bigger, brighter place because my hair smells like coconuts. — Jolene Perry

You can't shower happiness on others without getting few drops back on yourself. — Israelmore Ayivor

If I had been on 'Ally McBeal,' I would have been seen coming out of the shower on the first show. — Rob Lowe

I have never cried in the shower. That's a woman thing I think. — Bill Callahan

But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house. — Eva Herzigova

A heroin-thin boy with enough rings in his eyebrows to resemble a shower curtain rod ... — Jodi Picoult

I always sing Adele in the shower. But everyone should know you never sing an Adele song in public because no one's better than Adele. — Lea Michele

Life, that can shower you with so much splendour, is unremittingly cruel to those who have given up. — Stephen Fry

I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management. — Michelle Williams

In my family nudity just doesn't exist; I'm pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way. — Huston Piner

I don't sing in the shower at all, and I don't sing in the shower, either. — Pia Toscano

A hatt is not made for one shower. — George Herbert

Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret. — Cassandra Giovanni

It's got to be some kind of cult. Anyone offers you Kool-Aid or a hot shower, say no. — Marisha Pessl

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie ... in the shower. — Bob Hope

Shower sex isn't the same when you have a saran-wrapped cast on your good arm. But I powered through it because I'm a team-fucking-player. — J. Sterling

Just got back from a 5 day camping trip. No phones, no Internet, no problem. It was great. Now time for a hot shower. I absolutely reek! — Cody Walker

She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche. — Larissa Ione

What a benediction is this fragrance of the early morning! The vernal grass fills the whole atmosphere as with a shower of sweetness. — Sarah Smiley

it turns the shower scene was a lot harder to film than i expected — Jeff Kinney

Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it. — Shia Labeouf

The Patriot wears that mask EVERYWHERE! Even in the shower! — Anderson Luis De Abreu Oliveira

My freshness is spending its wavering shower in the dust. — Francis Thompson

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. — Stephen Hawking

You don't forget you have Parkinson's disease, believe me, especially in the shower. If you are not paying attention, you fall down. — Linda Ronstadt

I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards. — MaryJanice Davidson

Anyone who's had a shower and hasn't ingested illegal narcotics within a couple of days stands out on a bench in the courthouse. — Alafair Burke

Time is the shower of Danae; each drop is golden. — Sophie Swetchine

I hadn't done any professional singing. I had sung in the shower and in my car and sometimes at a family bonfire if there was enough alcoholized wine. — Jessica Pare

Taking you to the shower. Me Tarzan, You Jane. Do as I say. — Lisa Renee Jones

The amount of quaint, authentic, rustic charm varies inversely with the pounds per square inch of water pressure in the shower. — Frank Mankiewicz

I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League. — Tucker Max

You know you're tired when you fall asleep in the shower. — Luke Hemmings

I'm certainly not a trained singer. The only place I could probably carry a tune is my shower. — Lucas Neff

It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake. — Frederick Douglass

I'm a tough girl, and I can go without a shower bot a week and be fine with that. But I will not sleep on dirty sheets. — Charlize Theron

Ach,' she heard someone saying, 'I left mein ceinture dans le shower ce morgen. Quelle dope ich bin! — Madeleine L'Engle

After a debauch of thunder-shower, the weather takes the pledge and signs it with a rainbow. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Other people sing in the shower, but I don't. — Andrea Corr

The definition of a relationship is like a shower. You go in when it is cold, and come out when it is too hot. — Jim Jensen

She'd get out of the shower the next morning, and it would be written in the steam on the mirror.
Dance. Dress. Try a little tenderness. — Rainbow Rowell

Do demons even have to brush their teeth?"
Chris chuckled. "I brush my teeth and even floss sometimes. I also eat, shower and sleep, too. — David Estes

I take three showers a day. I don't need to be in the shower for 15 minutes. I'm a five-minute guy. — Rodney Harrison

I'm not going to lie: I still have days when I walk by the mirror on my way to the shower and think, 'Oh God, I didn't just see that!' — Sara Ramirez

Somehow taking a shower with her in the room was more intimate than sex. — Maggie Stiefvater

Motivation doesn't last, neither does shower. That why we need it everyday — Zig Ziglar

If you wanted me to take a shower, you should have payed me ten bucks like you usually do! — James Patterson

I never want to leave this shower," he said, thrusting. "Never want to leave you. 'Cause I'm never going to fucking get enough. — Tara Sue Me

I never sing in the shower either. — Barbra Streisand

Somebody needs to invent a shower for the mind, not just the body. — Anna C. Salter

When fortune empties her chamber pot on your head, smile and say We are going to have a summer shower. — John A. Macdonald

I'm an 'in the shower' or 'in the booth' kind of singer. I can sing, but I need either nobody to be able to hear me, or for me to be able to redo it. — T.I.

John McEnroe's so good. Against him, all you can do is shake hands and take a shower. — Tomas Smid

Ranger's gonna hate this," Tank said. "Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel. — Janet Evanovich

My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower! — S.L.J. Shortt

Let's all try to conserve water. But it's OK to shower. — Allen Evangelista

Roll in the snow.
Shower in the rain.
Bask in the sun.
Weatherproof your soul. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business — Gregory David Roberts

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady. — Ester Dean

Did you ever notice all the items on a honey do list are dangerous. Clean gutters, put light in shower, patch roof. It's a honey die list. — Bill Engvall

A storm was coming up from the south, moving slowly. It looked something like a huge blue-gray shower curtain being drawn along by the hand of God. — Barbara Kingsolver

Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back. Its a cold world out there. — DJ Khaled

I like ungroomed men. The relaxed look. I don't like fussy guys. Just shower and use deodorant. — Caroline Winberg

What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do — James Patterson