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Transparency people talk a lot about, it's a goal everybody ascribes to but when push comes to shove, very few people actually adhere to it. — Keith Rabois

The man looked over at the woman. "The things I do for love," he said with loathing. He gave Bran a shove. — George R R Martin

It is not." I shove my shake away. "I just ... He's ... We're ... " "You conjugating here?" George asks, his lips twitching. — Kristen Callihan

Don't start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You've got to say what you mean and mean what you say ... Doubt in your voice is an open door people will shove right through. — Deb Caletti

Everybody has a choice. I am not here to shove my light down everybody's throat. For those who don't want it, I have nothing to defend. — Lauryn Hill

You can take your Law," she said in a measured tone, "and shove it right up your- — Cassandra Clare

That's why you shouldn't make vows. The moment you do, fate starts conspiring to shove them down your throat. — Michael J. Sullivan

And because she did not shove this down my throat, this dawned on me. — Anne Lamott

I wanted to shove her typewriter on the floor. I hated it and I hated her. I wanted to be a Cosby. — Augusten Burroughs

I don't want to shove the Bible down someone's throat with my music. That's not my goal. — Stacie Orrico

Take this job and shove it, I ain't working here no more. — Johnny Paycheck

Resistance is a repelling force. It's negative. Its aim is to shove us away, distract us, prevent us from doing our work. — Steven Pressfield

Instead, I argue and roll my eyes and act indifferent. And when I touch his arm, I shove it. Because that's what friends do. — Stephanie Perkins

Oh, I'm going to fuck you hard. I'm going to shove my thick cock inside you, and you'll be feeling it for days after. — Jen Frederick

Good things come to those who find it and shove it in their mouth! — E.B. White

The trouble with Irene is that she has a valise instead of a cunt. She wants
fat letters to shove in her valise. — Henry Miller

The truth I do not stretch or shove
When I state the dog is full of love.
I've also proved, by actual test,
A wet dog is the lovingest. — Ogden Nash

Man must now assume the responsibility for his world. He can no longer shove it off on religious power. — Harvey Cox

If anyone tries to bully you don't let them. Take the positive energy form a ball of rainbow power and just, like shove it. — Ariana Grande

When push comes to shove, people vote alone. — Meles Zenawi

You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time. — Kim Harrington

The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass. — Joe Biden

There were strict laws protecting card privacy but laws had a bad habit of being ignored or abrogated when societal push came to totalitarian shove. — Dan Simmons

There is no need to shove, his duchess said snippily.
There is every need. Think of it not as shoving, but an affectionate nudge. — Anne Gracie

Sometimes it comes with a shove, when you fall in love. — Angels And Airwaves

He glared at Mr. Diddley's yellow-toothed smile, and thought how he'd like to shove a toothbrush in his mouth and teach him how to use it. — Justin Swapp

I wanted it the way an alcoholic must want booze: badly enough to shove aside the hard knowledge that this was a truly lousy idea. — Tana French

Don't pitch or shove your products down people's throat. Don't be a greasy salesman. Listen to your customer. — Timi Nadela

Yank some of the groans out of your prayers and shove in some shouts. — Billy Sunday

Jesus Christ, one person with their mind made up can shove a lot of folks aroun'! You win, Ma. Put away that jack handle 'fore you hurt somebody. — John Steinbeck

You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit. — Matt Lewis

I grew up where my parents would literally shove me in the car rather than have to say hello to a neighbor. — Amy Sherman-Palladino

Some people say they want things, but when push comes to shove they don't do what is necessary to achieve it. — Natalie Cook

Sometimes you have to shove all the surface stuff to the side in order to see what's underneath. — Beth Moore

American power in the Middle East is collapsing. It doesn't need much more than a shove, and it will - and that's not going to be a good thing. — Robert Fisk

Rule of storytelling: When a character is shoved against a wall, shove them against a wall harder. — Aaron Sorkin

Oh, do shove off, Lady Bling. I was thinking some rather important thoughts before you interrupted me. — Gail Carriger

If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. — Lewis Black

You should take note that simply because a girl makes your dick hard, that doesn't mean you have to go shove it inside her. — Colleen Hoover

There are many words for push, take, shove, carry, load, and no words for love, or happiness, or the sounds which birds make in the morning. — Alexander McCall Smith

If you have an ego of any sort, this course [Augusta] will take it and shove it down your throat. — Tom Watson

We know that when push comes to shove, [we can] drive ourselves to save our planet. — Jeff Corwin

I see someone who's really good at saying the right things, but when push comes to shove, doesn't mean a thing he says. — Nicholas Sparks

Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction. — William S. Burroughs

So I do what any self-respecting competitor would. I shove him into the grass and take off. — Kristen Callihan

If you push me, I'll shove, I'm masculine. When she wants to play rough, I'm masculine. — Meat Loaf

Throw one more thing, Jimmy, and I'll shove my three-inch heel so far up your ass you'll need a surgical team to extract it. — Kylie Scott

Criticism can be devastating. When push comes to shove, we are all very sensitive. — Steve Vai

I've still got a few things I want to do, like shove my foot so far up the assassin's ass that he tastes leather for eternity. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

My mother used to tell me that when push comes to shove, you always know who to turn to. That being a family isn't a social construct but an instinct. — Jodi Picoult

You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog.
COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED — Ernest Cline

I never meant to push or shove you. Do you know how much I love you? — Hal Ketchum

I feel so completely crazy sometimes. I don't know which way I'm facing. All I can do is just shove all this shit to the side and try to move forward. — Nic Sheff

I will take their ridiculous peace and shove it down their cold metal throats. — Brian Herbert

Love is hard. It's forgiving your best friend when you want to shove her away. — Liz Reinhardt

Its [Resistance] aim is to shove us away, distract us from doing our work. — Steven Pressfield

When push-off comes to shove-off, a man must have a reason to get out of bed in the mornings, something more than the threat of bedsores, at any rate. — Stephen Fry

And you can shove your apology. If it can come out of your damned mouth, then you can stand by it. — Lora Leigh

If you had a piece of coal, we could hold her down, shove it up her ass, and come collect a big, fat diamond in a few days. — M. Leighton

I would like to shove this stick up your whoo-hoo! — NII

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems. — James Lileks

Life is a disease, brother, and death begins already at birth. Every breath, every heartbeat, is a moment of dying - a little shove toward the end. — Erich Maria Remarque

Fish never climb out of the kettle and shove a spear through your belly. — George R R Martin

Well folks, what do you think? Here's our choices.. Should I give Paul Bearer back to Kane? Should I shove Paul Bearer down these steps? — Edge

I'd like to win a championship for the Steelers and for myself to shove down Detroits throat. — Bobby Layne

When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade. — Rob Thurman

Madame Guillotine gets mad at me. Not because I told them to shove it, but because I didn't say it in French. What is wrong with this school? — Stephanie Perkins

The drawers in my mind are rattling to break open. Memories. Theories. Whispers and sensations. I shove them off a cliff. — Tahereh Mafi

We live in a crowded and stifling world, my dear sir; just to be able to walk, we have to push and shove others willy nilly! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

That led me to say that when push comes to shove, I'm against capital punishment. — Scott Turow

Pigpen flashes that supermodel grin. "We told him to shove it. — Katie McGarry

Opinions were like assholes; everyone had one and they all stunk, so he could shove it up his hole. — K.F. Breene

When push comes to shove, a mother takes care of her children from the bottom up. — Barbara Kingsolver

Why must you always try to be omnipotent, and shove things about? Tragic things happen sometimes that we just have to submit to. — Rebecca West

You don't deserve this, Brian. I wanted to shove that phrase into his heart. But I knew he'd always believe that he did deserve what he got. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Better than a shove in the eye with a dry stick. [- Jack] — Patrick O'Brian

I mean, I wanted to shove a pocket knife into each of his tires within the first fifteen minutes of meeting him. — Christina Lauren

You hid behind the door? Really?" She steps forward sheepishly. "I'm sorry." "You can shove your sorries in a sack, baby — Elle Kennedy

When the world shoves you around, you just gotta stand up and shove back. It's not like somebody's gonna save you if you start babbling excuses. — Zoro

It was, he supossed, one of the adventages of having married a doctor- you could shove the kid at your husband whenever the kid seemed to be dying. — Stephen King

Who but the unblemished, pristine archetype of malevolence would shake and shove and rattle the child's crib when all the child wants to do is sleep? — John Zande

[ ... ] and every time she says the word, it breaks her heart into pieces that she has to pick up in her hands and shove back in her chest. — Rene Denfeld

I don't know much,
But when push comes to shove,
I definitely don't believe,
There's such a thing as wrong love. — Chris Colfer

No, no, no. I'm gonna rip his dick off and shove it up his nose and parade him though the streets naked and dickless then cut his head off. — Kristen Ashley

We'll shove our swords up Tywin Lannister's bunghole soon enough, — George R R Martin

I'd tell you to shove your condescending tone up your ass, but a big stick got there first. — Dawn Jayne

I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh- — Rachel Caine

If you've seen Mary Poppins and The Grinch, come to the Booth Theater and let me shove a little coal down your stocking. — Nathan Lane

Some of us, no matter how hard we try, aren't meant to lead ordinary lives. Fate finds us. Gives us a shove. — Kathleen Tessaro

I'll be your old lady and I'll wear your patch. But if you ever let some bitch shove her tits in your face again, I'll shoot you myself. — Joanna Wylde

When I'm pushed, I shove. — James Garner

If I'm royalty, then where's my crown? Because I know of a small dark place I'd like to shove it right now. — Mara Valderran

I can't shove the dark out of my way. — Jandy Nelson

Now, why don't you shove in a manpon and tug up your manties — Kresley Cole

Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be. — Big Pun

Leresy, you dung-sucking puddle of codpiece-juice!" She floundered in the water. "I'm going to shove these shards down your throat! — Daniel Arenson

Put it on channel eight- I wanna watch ESPN!
Shove it up your a** with a flaming hot jalepeno pepper, Teddy! — Alan Sitomer

I love the way the French shove chocolate into everything. It's, like, the best nervous tic ever. — Bridget Asher

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way. — Danny DeVito