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Short Funny One Liners Quotes By Thomas Carlyle: History is a great dust heap.

History is a great dust heap. — Thomas Carlyle

Short Funny One Liners Quotes By Jesse Lauriston Livermore: When a man is right he wants to

When a man is right he wants to get all that is coming to him for being right. — Jesse Lauriston Livermore

Short Funny One Liners Quotes By John Green: The oldest pictures were faded and yellowing, and

The oldest pictures were faded and yellowing, and Colin thought about how even in pictures of their youth, old people look old. — John Green

Short Funny One Liners Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Most runners run not because they want to

Most runners run not because they want to live longer, but because they want to live life to the fullest. — Haruki Murakami

Short Funny One Liners Quotes By Ryan Hall: For most of the track world, the Olympic

For most of the track world, the Olympic year is such a huge year, and it's a big year for us marathoners too. — Ryan Hall

Short Funny One Liners Quotes By Courtney Summers: Like I'd let you captain me.

Like I'd let you captain me. — Courtney Summers

Short Funny One Liners Quotes By Pierre De Coubertin: The most important thing in the Olympic Games

The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not winning but taking part; the essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting well. — Pierre De Coubertin

Short Funny One Liners Quotes By Malcolm X: Revolution is always based on land. Revolution is

Revolution is always based on land. Revolution is never based on begging somebody for an integrated cup of coffee. — Malcolm X

Short Funny One Liners Quotes By Darryl Sutter: It seems like we're doing just enough to

It seems like we're doing just enough to lose by a little. — Darryl Sutter

Short Funny One Liners Quotes By Anthony Ashley Cooper: I would be virtuous for my own sake,

I would be virtuous for my own sake, though nobody were to know it; as I would be clean for my own sake, though nobody were to see me. — Anthony Ashley Cooper