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Short Funny New Year Quotes By Alan W. Watts: Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. — Alan W. Watts

Short Funny New Year Quotes By John Owen: Meditate on the Word in the Word.

Meditate on the Word in the Word. — John Owen

Short Funny New Year Quotes By Katy Regnery: I'm going to marry you someday," he whispered.

I'm going to marry you someday," he whispered. — Katy Regnery

Short Funny New Year Quotes By Tarako Kotobuki: He says... only when God wishes it. But

He says... only when God wishes it. But when God doesn't wish for it. It's like this. This is when we steal kisses while God is blinking. — Tarako Kotobuki

Short Funny New Year Quotes By Antonis Samaras: Other countries have access to the markets, whereas

Other countries have access to the markets, whereas Greece does not. Therefore, we have to get liquidity through the ECB. — Antonis Samaras

Short Funny New Year Quotes By Greg Gutfeld: The beauty of progress is that it makes

The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive. — Greg Gutfeld

Short Funny New Year Quotes By W.J. Cameron: Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. — W.J. Cameron

Short Funny New Year Quotes By Jasmine Lozano: Keep calm and be yourself

Keep calm and be yourself — Jasmine Lozano

Short Funny New Year Quotes By Daniel Defoe: And of all plagues with which mankind are

And of all plagues with which mankind are curst, Ecclesiastic tyranny's the worst. — Daniel Defoe

Short Funny New Year Quotes By Jill Johnston: All women are lesbians except those who don't

All women are lesbians except those who don't know it ... — Jill Johnston

Short Funny New Year Quotes By N.R. Walker: And who smiles when they're watching porn?" "Happy

And who smiles when they're watching porn?" "Happy people, and virgins." I — N.R. Walker

Short Funny New Year Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Love yourself to fill your heart with kindness.Then

Love yourself to fill your heart with kindness.
Then love others to fill the world with happiness. — Debasish Mridha

Short Funny New Year Quotes By Javier Sierra: For someone who has sinned as much as

For someone who has sinned as much as I have, every moment of contemplation becomes an unexpected gift from the Creator Himself. — Javier Sierra

Short Funny New Year Quotes By Gunter Grass: I have found that words that are loaded

I have found that words that are loaded with pathos and create a seductive euphoria are apt to promote nonsense. — Gunter Grass

Short Funny New Year Quotes By James Gleick: It is fitting that history attached Morse's name

It is fitting that history attached Morse's name to his code, more than to his device. — James Gleick