Shopping Humor Quotes: top 18 famous quotes about Shopping Humor

Shopping Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Two hundred dollars! OMG! Shopping spree! — Angela Cervantes

My mom was so upset that she took me shopping for new clothes. — Stephen Chbosky

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. — Rita Rudner

Never underestimate the allure of the Goodwill. — Stacey Jay

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA. — Jen Lancaster

Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it's too crowded. — Sol Luckman

Good things come in small packages.
Shopping isn't a good thing, so be ready to carry big packages! — Shubham Choudhary

No one's going to come shopping if the 'for sale' sign isn't on the door. — Eli Easton

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. — Sophie Kinsella

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound. — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

I write to express and I shop to destress — Anamika Mishra

My wife has a black belt in shopping. — Henny Youngman

Never go shopping for kiwis in a shoe store. — Karen Salmansohn

No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag. — Donita K. Paul

If you can't find an answer at the mall or the library, what does that say about the world? — Joan Bauer