Shitting Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Shitting

Shitting Quotes & Sayings

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The horizon was shitting a sun, casting a glow on a layer of fog that was settling in the low areas like puddles of ghost piss. — David Wong

Sorry, Maya, but it wasn't exactly a pleasure cruise for me either. The quicker you stop shitting yourself, the quicker we don't have to do this. — Gabrielle Zevin

She was walking toward the house as happy and stupid as I'd ever seen her. She might as well be shitting rainbows from the look on her face. — Donna Augustine

Love,' Asa said, 'is like a pigeon shitting over a crowd.'
'How so?'
'Where it lands hasn't got much to do with who deserves it. — Daniel Abraham

I actually think the creative process is finite, and I'm wondering whether I've retched everything up. Because it's like vomiting or shitting. — Andy Partridge

And birds in the hand such an irritating way of pecking your fingers, shitting in your palm, and then flying away. — Stephen King

Have a smile for breakfast, you'll be shitting joy by lunch. — Joe Abercrombie

Aunt-Sister said Charleston had a case of the grandeurs. Up till I was eight or so, I thought the grandeurs was a shitting sickness. — Sue Monk Kidd

How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes? — Alanea Alder

When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves. — Wally Lewis

At that point Lord Agamemnon, Atreus' son, began shitting whole goats, laughs Orus, speaking loudly enough that several captains turn to frown at us. — Dan Simmons

As royalty, celebrities and the rich have always known, a smile is the most subtle and satisfying way of shitting on the inferior. — Michael Foley

Gaunt men with sunken eyes squatted amidst sand and stones, shitting out their lives in stinking streams of brown and red. — George R R Martin

With that, Tommy went off to do his seagull thing elsewhere on set - making a lot of irritating noise while simultaneously shitting on everyone. — Greg Sestero

What's a matter Chris? You shitting yourself? You should be! — Mark Millar

I am kind of majoring in bull shitting. — Kate Voegele

Ultimately, wars escalate by eating their own shit, shitting bigger and eating bigger. — David Mitchell

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants. — Dana Gould

If I wasn't about to go on the run, I'd get one of those smartphones that people hunch over all day like shitting dogs. — Victoria Scott

There is a vast asymmetry in the dynamic here that Billy can't quite put his finger on, even though it's the elephant shitting all over the room. — Ben Fountain

I don't know. Sometimes I try to say what's on my mind and it comes out sounding like I ate a dictionary and I'm shitting pages. Sorry — J.R. Moehringer

I'm just shitting rainbows all over the place. — Jessica Park

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth? — Richard Pryor

Man, he's lucky I couldn't track down his ass or I'd have kicked it so hard that he'd be shitting from his mouth. — Bijou Hunter

Being a bird ain't all about flying and shitting from high places. — Voltaire

Shitting on a mouse is not expressly forbidden under California law. — Sue Grafton

Charleston had a case of the grandeurs. Up till I was eight or so, I thought the grandeurs was a shitting sickness. Missus was a short, — Sue Monk Kidd

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug. — Jon Stewart

I find it gross to talk about bodily functions like shitting or farting or your period, if you're a girl, unless it's extremely necessary. — Riley Keough

Shitting fucking bastard! Fuck off you massive cockwank!' - Misty Meanor, during a particularly stressful encounter. — Matthew Sylvester

Days she's wasted locked up here in this room, and nothing she's done is half as good as the sketch of a chair she did while shitting her pants. — Chuck Palahniuk

An elderly camper realizes, with heart-skipping dismay, that during his afternoon bowel movement, he is unwittingly shitting on a zombie. — Robert Kirkman