Shit Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Shit

Shit Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Shit quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens — Jana Oliver

Why does a bear shit in the woods?" he demanded. "Because it is his nature. Lying comes as easily as breathing to a man — George R R Martin

When i was 5 my favorite movie was the gremlins, ain't got shit to do with this, juss thought that i should mention.(: — Lil' Wayne

That's what happens in plays, yes? The shit hits the fan.
Edward Albee — Edward Albee

In a cab back in Jersey, I finally answered one of thirty-three of Kyle's text messages (he called forty-seven times, I shit you not. Who does that!) — L.D. Davis

I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit. — M.D. Saperstein

What Patriot wrote that shit? — Allen Ginsberg

Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle. — Carl Hiaasen

I have an aspergers diagnosis and I don't give a shit what you people think. My friends are on the internet. — Tina J. Richardson

I am so sick of you pulling this Batman shit on me! — Courtney Allison Moulton

Just because you have to eat shit doesn't mean you have to become shit. — Paige Dearth

Oh, yeah, this is the shit. I told you that last night. Be better if I had some milk." He took another bite. "Mmm, milk. — J. Lynn

You know, once you start calculating you shit yourself up before you know it. — Pedro G. Ferreira

I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET! — Kresley Cole

Long story short: I don't know shit about whatever dancing monkey of the moment is amusing the plebes. — Antonio Garcia Martinez

I believe the best way to honor the past and future of women's rights is by getting shit done. — Sophia Amoruso

None of it could hold a candle to the shit-yourself-fear evoked by a charging abby. — Blake Crouch

You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it. — Justin Halpern

My job is to cry cock-a-doodle-doo - and after that, I do not give a shit. — Anthony O'Neill

The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out. — J.A. Huss

If that shit is a Hawaiian print, I'm going to kill you. — J.R. Ward

Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I would sleep anywhere with her. — J.A. Redmerski

Why would I want to take baby steps? Babies are shit at walking - think about it. To move forward I'll be taking jazzy little lizard steps. — Ruby Elliot

This shit is for amateurs. The whole world's a fucking drag show. Look at them, they are all in costume. — David Greenspan

Shit was getting to Roan, but it was getting to Dylan too. Everyone just needed a hug and possibly some quaaludes, but hey, who was he to judge? — Andrea Speed

You're so obvious. Why didn't you just roll in dog shit to make your outfit complete? — Jamie McGuire

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG. — Miles Davis

We do crazy shit because we're broken. — Catherine Ryan Hyde

I thought a shit storm was coming, and I had no umbrella. — Barbra Annino

I don't do relationships, but I'm gonna marry the shit out of this woman.
-Dallas — Angeline Kace

Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people. — Dani Alexander

[S]he's a yuppie libtard, ya know? She's just going to fund things to help animals and weird people. I don't like that kind of shit. — Brad McKinniss

... and if I don't have her to where she don't know whether to shit or go blind, the bet is yours. — Ken Kesey

She's nothing to do with my shit, but fuck it, none of us are saints and scapegoats are always handy. — Irvine Welsh

I've killed people before, Razor, and that shit...it changes everything and it doesn't just change you. It's an avalanche to everyone around[-] — Katie McGarry

You know, you're like a walking magnet for weird shit, Chase. — M.R. Merrick

Got any stock tips?" I couldn't help but ask. "The government doesn't pay shit for
salary. — Jeaniene Frost

You lucky my Benz,wasn't parked at the curb, I got shit in my trunk for bitches like you. — T. Styles

I feel hornier than a dog who almost got his balls snipped off. Shit, man. Your face is gorgeous. Have you always been this fine specimen? — Tijan

When guys in black Cadillacs drive you to some random building and lock you in what amounts to a cell, you know that shit just got real. — Nick Lake

She hit him. Hard. Right in the face ...
"Holy shit," said Quinn. "Would it be wrong if I applaud? — Brigid Kemmerer

Resist the dimples. Do not look at the dimples. They are defects. Shit, must ignore the dents. — Donna Augustine

If I were an athlete I'd be past my prime. If I were a dog I'd be dead. Thirty ... shit. — Jonathan Tropper

HO. LEE. SHIT. I feel sorry for all the girls in the world that never get to experience a Jake Andrews at least once in their lifetime. — Jay McLean

For all I knew, they probably been in the shit together. I wouldn't put it past them. When — Tynessa

You can keep up that crap for years. But it finally catches up with you. And then you realise all you've done is save your shit to drown in. — Ursula K. Le Guin

I'm a pragmatic fucker when I start to get my head cleared out, even while the shit is flying. Whatever — Bobby Adair

Sometimes You Just Gotta Stay Silent Cause No Words Can Explain The Shit Thats Going On In Your Mind And Heart — Bryant McGill

Day One of being on the shit list." She dug her fingers into her hair, scratching vigorously. "And I haven't a thing to wear." Get — Suanne Laqueur

It's not healthy having God sleeping right there where we can all watch him dream. It scares the shit out of us. It scares the shit out of me. — James S.A. Corey

Miracles happen on Christmas, Pat. Everybody knows that shit. — Matthew Quick

The departments are shit; decrees are shit. — Vladimir Lenin

When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face. — Cristian L. Martinez

Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts. — Matt Cole

I don't deserve you," he said, softly. "I don't deserve to feel anythin' other than shit for what I've done. — Jane Harvey-Berrick

From this, I concluded the following: 1. I've been in a dust storm for several sols. 2. Shit. — Andy Weir

It doesn't mean shit to a tree. — Marty Balin

You greasy shit stain on a diseased elk's warty asshole. — Ian Tregillis

Whatever people say about porn, you should stop thinking about that's shit like nightmares...! — Deyth Banger

Against Self-Pity
It gets you nowhere but deeper into
your own shit
pure misery a luxury
one never learns to enjoy. — Rita Dove

In a spectaculist fabrication, the cardinal rule is Shit Blows Up. — Hal Duncan

Love can't exist without fear. If the thought of losing someone doesn't scare the shit out of you, then it's not love. — Penelope Ward

Holy shit, Ty-Ty, you were not wrong. He ... is ... hawt. — Kristen Ashley

I am the O'Malley and I will not take your shit. — Caris O'Malley

When they write the sequel to the Bible, that shit is definitely gonna be in there. — David Wong

Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain — A'Zayler

Holy shit." Daisy breathes it out as they headed back to where Jonah was now standing with Levi. "If you made semen, I'd totally have your babies. — Lauren Dane

Fuck no, Trav, you're not pulling this shit! You're in love with Ab ... ," his eyes focused and he recognized his mistake, " ... by. Hey, Abby. — Jamie McGuire

If you hate it... you close it!
If you can't do it... you don't do it...!
...

Don't try from shit to make gold! — Deyth Banger

Life is a shit sandwich and every day you take another bite. — Joe Schmidt

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. — Chuck Palahniuk

Encore!" Mark yells out. "With less clothes. Except you Sam, keep your shit on. — Kristen Proby

The future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along. The — Chuck Klosterman

Lisey didn't care if Darla ate, busted a joint, or took a shit in the begonias. She just wanted to get off the phone. — Stephen King

It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot. — George Carlin

People eat the shit you shovel them. — Paul Beatty

Garbage, you know, is very revealing.It beats the shit out of tarot cards. — Armistead Maupin

Go home, Butch. I'm not going to do anything stupid." [Vishous to Butch]
"Stupider, you mean."
"Semantics are for shit. — J.R. Ward

You almost died, you little shit. — Thea Harrison

Well, Dude," said Khalil, "sometimes you just have to get over shit — Thea Harrison

Writing a novel is like going a great distance to take a small shit. — Harlan Ellison

Fuck this. Let's just blow some shit up. — Mira Grant

The cold, remote Faye. It's shit. — Kristen Ashley

People are shit. The day you stop expecting decency from them is the day you'll free yourself from getting hurt. — L. H. Cosway

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. — Mel Brooks

Why the hell don't kids call their parents anymore? Why don't they answer their phones? Why all this crazy texting shit? — David Baldacci

Maybe we should have this conversation in an alternate universe where Alternate Indy gives a shit what Alternate Lee wants her to wear. — Kristen Ashley

May giant circus elephants shit on your lawn. May bug-eyed gargoyles eat your young. — James Ellroy

Leap of faith. Shit, no parachute. - Katherine Yunker — Larry Smith

You're a sinister little shit, aren't you?" Victra asks.
"I'm Gold, bitch. What'd you expect? Warm milk and cookies just because I'm pocket sized? — Pierce Brown

Did that happen?" asked Shadow. "Did what happen, shit-for-brains?" asked Mr. Nancy. "The hall. The fire. Tiger balls. Riding the Carousel. — Neil Gaiman

Oh shit, another guy who doesn't talk. Is this what makes women lesbians? The desire to have a good conversation? — Caroline Hanson

There's only so many times a person can call you a pea-brain before you just snap and slap the shit out of them. — Angela Roquet

Shit happens and its awful but its okay. We deal with it because we havet to. — Megan McCafferty

I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker. — George Carlin

The most annoying thing about it is that once a person gives a shit about one thing, he finds he has to start giving a shit about everything. — Gabrielle Zevin

Sometimes shit happens and life can be a bastard. I'm scared of that crap. I don't know if I can fight or survive life's shit again. — Becca Lee

When gender non-conforming people cross paths with sexually confused and repressed people, shit hits the fan. — Merlyn Gabriel Miller

Who the shit is Otis? — Caris O'Malley

That's one problem I've always had: when I'm anywhere near shit creek, I have to know how far up that creek actually goes." --Hester Day — Mercedes Helnwein