Shit Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Shit
Shit Quotes & Sayings
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The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens
— Jana Oliver
Why does a bear shit in the woods?" he demanded. "Because it is his nature. Lying comes as easily as breathing to a man
— George R R Martin
I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit.
— M.D. Saperstein
What Patriot wrote that shit?
— Allen Ginsberg
Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.
— Carl Hiaasen
I have an aspergers diagnosis and I don't give a shit what you people think. My friends are on the internet.
— Tina J. Richardson
I am so sick of you pulling this Batman shit on me!
— Courtney Allison Moulton
You know, once you start calculating you shit yourself up before you know it.
— Pedro G. Ferreira
I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!
— Kresley Cole
Long story short: I don't know shit about whatever dancing monkey of the moment is amusing the plebes.
— Antonio Garcia Martinez
I believe the best way to honor the past and future of women's rights is by getting shit done.
— Sophia Amoruso
You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.
— Justin Halpern
The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.
— J.A. Huss
Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I would sleep anywhere with her.
— J.A. Redmerski
This shit is for amateurs. The whole world's a fucking drag show. Look at them, they are all in costume.
— David Greenspan
You're so obvious. Why didn't you just roll in dog shit to make your outfit complete?
— Jamie McGuire
We do crazy shit because we're broken.
— Catherine Ryan Hyde
I thought a shit storm was coming, and I had no umbrella.
— Barbra Annino
Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.
— Dani Alexander
[S]he's a yuppie libtard, ya know? She's just going to fund things to help animals and weird people. I don't like that kind of shit.
— Brad McKinniss
... and if I don't have her to where she don't know whether to shit or go blind, the bet is yours.
— Ken Kesey
She's nothing to do with my shit, but fuck it, none of us are saints and scapegoats are always handy.
— Irvine Welsh
I've killed people before, Razor, and that shit...it changes everything and it doesn't just change you. It's an avalanche to everyone around[-]
— Katie McGarry
Got any stock tips?" I couldn't help but ask. "The government doesn't pay shit for
salary. — Jeaniene Frost
salary. — Jeaniene Frost
You lucky my Benz,wasn't parked at the curb, I got shit in my trunk for bitches like you.
— T. Styles
She hit him. Hard. Right in the face ...
"Holy shit," said Quinn. "Would it be wrong if I applaud? — Brigid Kemmerer
"Holy shit," said Quinn. "Would it be wrong if I applaud? — Brigid Kemmerer
Resist the dimples. Do not look at the dimples. They are defects. Shit, must ignore the dents.
— Donna Augustine
If I were an athlete I'd be past my prime. If I were a dog I'd be dead. Thirty ... shit.
— Jonathan Tropper
For all I knew, they probably been in the shit together. I wouldn't put it past them. When
— Tynessa
You can keep up that crap for years. But it finally catches up with you. And then you realise all you've done is save your shit to drown in.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
I'm a pragmatic fucker when I start to get my head cleared out, even while the shit is flying. Whatever
— Bobby Adair
Sometimes You Just Gotta Stay Silent Cause No Words Can Explain The Shit Thats Going On In Your Mind And Heart
— Bryant McGill
Day One of being on the shit list." She dug her fingers into her hair, scratching vigorously. "And I haven't a thing to wear." Get
— Suanne Laqueur
It's not healthy having God sleeping right there where we can all watch him dream. It scares the shit out of us. It scares the shit out of me.
— James S.A. Corey
Miracles happen on Christmas, Pat. Everybody knows that shit.
— Matthew Quick
The departments are shit; decrees are shit.
— Vladimir Lenin
When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.
— Cristian L. Martinez
Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.
— Matt Cole
I don't deserve you," he said, softly. "I don't deserve to feel anythin' other than shit for what I've done.
— Jane Harvey-Berrick
From this, I concluded the following: 1. I've been in a dust storm for several sols. 2. Shit.
— Andy Weir
It doesn't mean shit to a tree.
— Marty Balin
You greasy shit stain on a diseased elk's warty asshole.
— Ian Tregillis
Whatever people say about porn, you should stop thinking about that's shit like nightmares...!
— Deyth Banger
Love can't exist without fear. If the thought of losing someone doesn't scare the shit out of you, then it's not love.
— Penelope Ward
Holy shit, Ty-Ty, you were not wrong. He ... is ... hawt.
— Kristen Ashley
I am the O'Malley and I will not take your shit.
— Caris O'Malley
Fuck no, Trav, you're not pulling this shit! You're in love with Ab ... ," his eyes focused and he recognized his mistake, " ... by. Hey, Abby.
— Jamie McGuire
If you hate it... you close it!
If you can't do it... you don't do it...!
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Don't try from shit to make gold! — Deyth Banger
If you can't do it... you don't do it...!
...
Don't try from shit to make gold! — Deyth Banger
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along. The
— Chuck Klosterman
Lisey didn't care if Darla ate, busted a joint, or took a shit in the begonias. She just wanted to get off the phone.
— Stephen King
People eat the shit you shovel them.
— Paul Beatty
Garbage, you know, is very revealing.It beats the shit out of tarot cards.
— Armistead Maupin
You almost died, you little shit.
— Thea Harrison
Writing a novel is like going a great distance to take a small shit.
— Harlan Ellison
Fuck this. Let's just blow some shit up.
— Mira Grant
The cold, remote Faye. It's shit.
— Kristen Ashley
People are shit. The day you stop expecting decency from them is the day you'll free yourself from getting hurt.
— L. H. Cosway
Why the hell don't kids call their parents anymore? Why don't they answer their phones? Why all this crazy texting shit?
— David Baldacci
Maybe we should have this conversation in an alternate universe where Alternate Indy gives a shit what Alternate Lee wants her to wear.
— Kristen Ashley
Leap of faith. Shit, no parachute. - Katherine Yunker
— Larry Smith
Oh shit, another guy who doesn't talk. Is this what makes women lesbians? The desire to have a good conversation?
— Caroline Hanson
There's only so many times a person can call you a pea-brain before you just snap and slap the shit out of them.
— Angela Roquet
I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker.
— George Carlin
The most annoying thing about it is that once a person gives a shit about one thing, he finds he has to start giving a shit about everything.
— Gabrielle Zevin
When gender non-conforming people cross paths with sexually confused and repressed people, shit hits the fan.
— Merlyn Gabriel Miller
Who the shit is Otis?
— Caris O'Malley