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You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. — Rachel Caine

She was in his heart, in his very soul, and the love he felt for her was so much more than that of an adolescent boy for his first girlfriend. — Carla Cassidy

If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her. — Justin Bieber

I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. — Wissam Al Mana

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife — Nikolay Davydenko

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy. — Lili St. Crow

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. — Randy Newman

My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. — Ray Davies

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot. — Roger Hodgson

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. — Adam Ferrara

first of all she's not my girlfriend second of all denmark is a PRISON — Mallory Ortberg

Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs. — Vann Chow

I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy. — Mark Kozelek

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine — Zayn Malik

When your girlfriend broke your heart, don't even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her. — Werley Nortreus

You're playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she's what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her your varsity jacket? — Ally Blake

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend. — Pamela Druckerman

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. — Emmy Rossum

My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She's tied up in the trunk this very moment. — Jarod Kintz

Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons into holy-shit-your-spider's-on-fire! — Jim C. Hines

They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need. — Parachute Band

My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his fingers. "She broke my freakin' nose!"
A rush of pride courses through me. That's my girlfriend. — David Estes

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading. — Steve Jobs

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz

Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell