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My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
— Rodney Dangerfield
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
— Eric Morecambe
I have a great wife and it's very easy to be romantic because it makes her happy and then my life is so much better when she's happy.
— Nicholas Sparks
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out.
— Robert Carlyle
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
— Henny Youngman
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
— Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.
— J. B. Smoove
My wife has said that a bitter, sour Christianis one of Satan's greatest trophies - and she's right. — Billy Graham
My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.
— Alan Abel
I do love Christmas, although my wife puts me to shame. She is a huge Christmas fan, so we do love us some Christmas in our house.
— Sebastian Arcelus
Oh, my wife is a wonderful cook. She comes from a food-loving Italian family - her father owned a pizzeria!
— Buddy Valastro
She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife
— Nikolay Davydenko
She is my wife and I am her own and you were not invited. Leave us alone.
— Catherynne M Valente
My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine.
— Julie Garwood
Since Brooklyn is my wife, that was just like her saying that she didn't want anything from me either.
— Chenell Parker
I can't do this without her, Liz, I can't. Every part of my life is wrapped up in her. She's my wife,
— Tara Sivec
Maxim's voice, clear and strong, Will someone take my wife outside?She is going to faint.
— Daphne Du Maurier
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
— Henny Youngman
Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.
— Dave Mordal
My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.
— Joseph Epstein
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When my wife gets mad at me, I remind myself that she is much smarter than I am and so I probably deserve it, even if I don't really understand it!
— Michael Weatherly
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
— Michael Caine
My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met.
— Taylor Hanson
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'
— Rodney Dangerfield
I am married but I've yet to meet my wife, and she is dead. Such is the life of a time-traveler ... complicated, that is.
— M.K. Alexander
My wife is so much a part of me, she's like the breath coming into my body. I love her very much.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
My wife is troubled by the things I forget. I am troubled by the things she recollects.
— Ashwin Sanghi
I studied law at Warwick University, then philosophy at Oxford. I met my wife Leah there. She is American, so I followed her to New York.
— Adrian McKinty
Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so am I!
— Benjamin Franklin
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.
— Milton Berle
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.
— Michelangelo
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
— Rob Delaney
I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and she is already reading it.
— Guillermo Cabrera Infante
My wife is one of the most extroverted people I know. She could out-talk Oprah and Joyce Meyer simultaneously.
— John Ortberg
My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.
— Jean-Claude Van Damme
My wife is used to Formula One, and she understands the life.
— Romain Grosjean
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
— Charles Farrar Browne
My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances.
— Don Rickles
JOE: You said my wife. And I want to know, is she - PRIOR: TALK TO HER YOURSELF, BULLWINKLE! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR? — Tony Kushner
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
— Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I ... fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out.
— Abraham Lincoln
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
— Henny Youngman
My beautiful wife is dead. She meant everything to me. Her laughter, her tears and her joy will remain with me the rest of my life.
— William Shatner
My wife is a very talented singer. She sang a lot on 'Roswell,' and I am embarrassed to sing around her.
— David Walton
When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.
— Richie Benaud
As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I everdecide to leave, she is coming with me." — Jon Bon Jovi
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
— Henny Youngman
My wife is my protector. Without her, I'm nothing. She wants to please me, and I want to please her. We've been together over 53 years.
— Jack LaLanne
