Shaving Quotes
Collection of top 64 famous quotes about Shaving
Shaving Quotes & Sayings
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Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.
— Haruki Murakami
In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history.
— Phil Donahue
Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.""I was curious! — Molly Harper
Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
— William Shakespeare
I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again.
— Christine Teigen
Manly? And what would a kid like you know about manly? Have you even started shaving yet?""Only my balls, sir. — S.J.D. Peterson
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
— Barry Goldwater
Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose.
— David Eddings
Steve mellon had told him that love was for poor suckers, and Richard had written on his steamed-up shaving mirror that morning, 'I must be penniless.
— Jeffrey Archer
Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.
— Tom Robbins
I shave without using shaving cream.
— Jerry Stiller
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[ Working Meryl Streep] I just felt like I was shaving years off my discovery as an actress to realize, "Okay, that's what this feels like."
— Anne Hathaway
The punishment of shaving a woman's head had biblical origins. In Europe, the practice dated back to the Dark Ages with the Visigoths.
— Antony Beevor
The secret of a long marriage is shaving your legs every day ... because it shows you still care.
— Gloria Estefan
Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.
— Michael Rosenbaum
You'd be the first enemy that ever got shaved by Spetsnaz, and not in the way we mean 'shaving'." As in, cut throat."Hoo-fucking-ray. — Aleksandr Voinov
The comfort of shaving with your knife is in the knowing that it is honed to perfection.
— Mark Lawrence
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
— Chaz Bono
Put a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
I don't need that fluff on my coffee. Looks like shaving cream. One swallow and you're foaming at the mouth.
— Margaret Atwood
I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.
— John Oates
Am I really not worth shaving for?
— Meg Cabot
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
— Si Robertson
One of the sisters started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.
— Eva Ibbotson
I hate cutting my wrists while shaving
— Josh Stern
Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
— Greg Gutfeld
Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance.
— Ben Lerner
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
— Mitch Hedberg
Shakti always said we should have a guy we wanted to keep shaving our legs for. I knew what she meant. pg. 129 — Deb Caletti
You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.
— James Joyce
They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.
— Jackie Cooper
Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?
— Albert Einstein
Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the world rules apply.
— Robert L. Slater
I was blessed with blonde hair and a baby face - well, I don't know if you'd call that blessed - I don't even remember when I started shaving.
— Clay Matthews III
If Rilke cut himself shaving, he would bleed poetry.
— Stephen Spender
It was nice to be around a girly girl, even if it meant there was no space for his shaving gear in the bathroom.
— Bart Hopkins
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
— Woody Allen
Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.
— M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.
— Andy Zaltzman
Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?
— Howard Tayler
