Shaving Quotes: top 64 famous quotes about Shaving

Shaving Quotes & Sayings

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Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used. — Haruki Murakami

In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history. — Phil Donahue

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. — William Shakespeare

I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again. — Christine Teigen

They insist upon the shaving of the moustache, I think, in order that they may accustom the young men to obedience in the most trifling matters. — Plutarch

Manly? And what would a kid like you know about manly? Have you even started shaving yet?"
"Only my balls, sir. — S.J.D. Peterson

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater

Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose. — David Eddings

Billy: Dad, do you have a perfect visual memory? Dad: Yes son, pretty much. Why do you ask? Billy: I just broke your shaving mirror! — Various

Steve mellon had told him that love was for poor suckers, and Richard had written on his steamed-up shaving mirror that morning, 'I must be penniless. — Jeffrey Archer

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving. — Tom Robbins

I shave without using shaving cream. — Jerry Stiller

[ Working Meryl Streep] I just felt like I was shaving years off my discovery as an actress to realize, "Okay, that's what this feels like." — Anne Hathaway

The punishment of shaving a woman's head had biblical origins. In Europe, the practice dated back to the Dark Ages with the Visigoths. — Antony Beevor

The secret of a long marriage is shaving your legs every day ... because it shows you still care. — Gloria Estefan

Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible. — Michael Rosenbaum

You'd be the first enemy that ever got shaved by Spetsnaz, and not in the way we mean 'shaving'." As in, cut throat.
"Hoo-fucking-ray. — Aleksandr Voinov

Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum. — Jack Kemp

Sarcasm is a shaving cream pie waiting at the bottom of a guillotine's basket. — Dan Adams

The comfort of shaving with your knife is in the knowing that it is honed to perfection. — Mark Lawrence

Sometimes love creeps upon me, and I suddenly sort of just realise that it's there when i start shaving my legs every day and singing on my bicycle. — Paul Cornell

Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong. — Moby

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. — Chaz Bono

Put a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I don't need that fluff on my coffee. Looks like shaving cream. One swallow and you're foaming at the mouth. — Margaret Atwood

I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school. — John Oates

Am I really not worth shaving for? — Meg Cabot

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. — Libba Bray

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson

One of the sisters started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good. — Eva Ibbotson

I hate cutting my wrists while shaving — Josh Stern

Now the Earth's face is lathered white with shaving soap It's a long time till the razor once more makes its face smooth and fresh and green. — Gunvor Hofmo

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. — Greg Gutfeld

You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The fact that people are actually shaving their eyebrows is very flattering. But it's crazy that people are singing songs I wrote in my bedroom. — Charlie Puth

Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance. — Ben Lerner

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg

Shakti always said we should have a guy we wanted to keep shaving our legs for. I knew what she meant.
pg. 129 — Deb Caletti

You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Shaving half my head was a look that meant I could go punkier with my style. — Natalie Dormer

I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream. — Marc Jacobs

Anything over-handed, I do left-handed. Like throwing a ball or serving in tennis. Otherwise, right-handed, like writing and shaving. — Mike Weir

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. — James Joyce

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph. — Jackie Cooper

Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving? — Albert Einstein

Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the world rules apply. — Robert L. Slater

I'm obsessed with the Clarisonic brush. It actually makes you feel like you've had a facial. It helps prevent ingrown hairs after shaving, too. — Brad Goreski

I was blessed with blonde hair and a baby face - well, I don't know if you'd call that blessed - I don't even remember when I started shaving. — Clay Matthews III

To anyone seeing him but not knowing him, Saul Panzer was nothing but a little guy with a big nose who never quite caught up with his shaving. — Rex Stout

Perrin sighed, and shrugged again. She had not asked him to keep the beard, and she would not. Yet he knew he was going to put off shaving again. — Robert Jordan

If Rilke cut himself shaving, he would bleed poetry. — Stephen Spender

It was nice to be around a girly girl, even if it meant there was no space for his shaving gear in the bathroom. — Bart Hopkins

Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving? — Woody Allen

Shaving was invented to kill time before a date. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache ... I'm pumped! — Justin Bieber

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly. — Joe Dempsie

A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed. — Andy Zaltzman

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice? — Howard Tayler

I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos

You take a fraction of reality and expand on it. It's very seldom totally at odds with the facts. It's shaving a piece of reality off. — Frank Snepp

At ten I asked my mother if I could start shaving my legs. My dark shin fur was hard to ignore in shorts weather, — Tina Fey

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs. — Henry Ford

They had to start shaving my chin when I was 12 years old because light started to pick it up. — Jackie Cooper