Shaved Quotes
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I hope you won't mind, because I haven't shaved since this morning, but I'm going to take you round the next quiet corner and kiss you.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
Don't kiss a man who hasn't shaved.
— Kevin Kline
Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs and then he was a she. She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.
— Lou Reed
She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH.
— Richard Kadrey
I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!
— J. B. Smoove
Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.
— Tom Robbins
He might also be frowning, but it's hard to tell considering someone shaved off all of Hugh Jackman's body hair and pasted it on Tuck's face.
— Elle Kennedy
Maybe if I completely shaved my head and get the frost out of my moustache, maybe I could get one of those serious acting jobs.
— Laila Ali
AlmaMia was seven the night she shaved her fourteen-year-old sister's left eyebrow while the older sibling slept.
— Magaly Guerrero
I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!
— Lee Ryan
She'd set herself up to fail. On purpose. In the most basic way a woman can. I shaved my bikini line and wore my best underwear.
— Amanda Usen
I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.
— Sinead O'Connor
Rested, shaved, coffee'd, steaked, you will be a different man.
— Patrick O'Brian
I've seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.
— Christy Leigh Stewart
And then he'd rub his cheeks with cold cream because he'd just shaved and the tears stung.
— Thomas Mann
A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself?
— Bertrand Russell
Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you'd get if you shaved a bear.
— Terry Pratchett
I was such a tomboy. I had absolutely no bosom, and I wore my hair really short - shaved, like a boy.
— Lou Doillon
The mustache represented the old John; I didn't want to be that guy anymore, so I shaved it off. It was ritualistic in a way.
— John Oates
Nature, at its strongest, shaved off mountaintops or threw houses into the air, but it couldn't was away pain. Everything had limitations.
— Courtney C. Stevens
You'd be the first enemy that ever got shaved by Spetsnaz, and not in the way we mean 'shaving'." As in, cut throat.
"Hoo-fucking-ray. — Aleksandr Voinov
"Hoo-fucking-ray. — Aleksandr Voinov
I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.
— Jennifer Echols
I was neat, clean, shaved and sober and I didn't care who knew it.
— Raymond Chandler
Vasilli had often wondered if the secret of Ladislav's power was, like Samson, held within his hair. And what would happen if he shaved it off.
— Amy Kuivalainen
Here's what's interesting about Katharine Hepburn: she was born a girl but identified as a boy, so she shaved her head and rechristened herself Jimmy.
— William J. Mann
After a while, you crave pajamas and a shaved head.
— Andrew Garfield
Like why Lena always thought of Ritz crackers when she shaved her legs. Who knew why? And did it even matter?
— Ann Brashares
Before I knew what was happening, I had a fistful of spears around my neck like a collar. I could have shaved myself with one sneeze.
— Robert Jordan
Whilst Man, however well-behaved,
At best is but a monkey shaved! — Charles Darwin
At best is but a monkey shaved! — Charles Darwin
Men with shaved heads are always better. Just ask my wife.
— Tom Colicchio
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.
— Alan Partridge
Who is that?"
"Your replacement."
"You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews
"Your replacement."
"You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews
The minute my hair went, I shaved it. Thank God it became kind of cool. I just have really big ears.
— Corbin Bernsen
Irony, when delivered cold and shaved very, very fine, could sound like amusement.
— Julie Anne Long
Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
— Drew Carey
When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid
— Mark Feehily
He's bald," she said.
"He shaved the top of his head because he felt his hair acted as a barrier between him and God."
"Wow. Really?"
"No. — Tiffany Reisz
"He shaved the top of his head because he felt his hair acted as a barrier between him and God."
"Wow. Really?"
"No. — Tiffany Reisz
I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic.
— Vin Diesel
As a girl I wanted the Cyndi Lauper hairstyle, with the shaved side of the head, or the Sharon Stone perm from 'Total Recall.'
— Malin Akerman
I've always wanted to shave my head for a role because I've wanted to play a character who had a shaved head. I don't know what the fascination is.
— Elisha Cuthbert
Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.
— David Letterman
When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved
— Caprice Crane
Having shaved my head for the role put a spotlight on me.
— Persis Khambatta
Through college she had been a feminist - basically: she shaved her legs, but just not often enough, she liked to say.
— Lorrie Moore
I did a film a long time ago with a shaved head and I had the ugliest looking head in the world.
— Gedde Watanabe
He tasted of whisky and his skin was rough where he hadn't shaved, but Mirabelle kissed him back.
— Sara Sheridan